I want to kick a dog...

[bupcakesandcunting]

It's not a real one. It's that one in that fucking creepy Walls sausage advert where the husband gets a French bulldog in a ring box to say nice things to his wife.

It gives me the heebie-jeebies. I want to punt that CGI dog to the moon.

Anyone remember the transexual beast that had a male voice and udders?
I think it was advertising beer, at a time when my DS was struggling to cope with the idea of RL and imagination. Every time he saw it, he'd go into a monologue on why it was ALL WRONG. For about ten minutes, or until I fed him mushrooms.

But I like the cats with juxtaposable thumbs in that milk ad (Cravendale?). You just know if cats did have thumbs they'd squeeze tennis balls menacingly at you.

Am freaked right out by that pervy freezer lurking bear, but I actually want to reach out and bludgeon the staff on the halifax ads. Especially the one who goes "isa isa baby". It makes me feel all violent.

Freezer bear is very sinister.

Cats with thumbs I love, its so funny and so true, I cant wait for cats to get thumbs, then all you cat haters will be well and truely fucked!! MWAH HA HA HA!! (evil cackle)

I love the Cravendale ads. Also loved the 'Crusha' ones.

Just a softy for cats or dogs, really.

And the cravendale advert with the guns and roses song, I like cravendales version better

Yes Mrsdb cats on gym equipment!! Im easily pleased me.

I love cats with thumbs but the jammy dodger monkeys are horrible.
And realistic too.
Monkeys are not cute, they are evil