Noooo!

[northernrock]

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

Sarah!!

AF I have never liked my lips, I used to get bullied by a girl when I was about 6 who called me 'the girl with the thick lips'. I called her 'the girl with the pink coat

But they do attract compliments, and a certain kind of guy.

Your mouth is gorgeous Psammy. I'd snog you.

Again, Sarah? Can't we go to second base now?

My husband bed is calling.

Nighty night!!

a certain kind of guy, like TLD < guffaw >

TLES, I have seen your pics before, you scare the shit outta me

you are the loud one in the pub, that always seems to have a great time, while I sit in the corner sipping my dry white wine and looking at my watch

Sorry Psammead, for falling into that category. DW has GREAT lips, too.

Ha, no! Actually, I meant black guys. I cannot fathom why, but black men seem to like my lips. If he's a black guy, TLD is a bit on the pale side

AF, I am not scarey. I used to be the person who sat in the corner but I make it a point for people to know I am there now.

The last time I sat quietly ....well

AF you talk yourself down, you have a razor wit. I bet you have a wicked, evil smile.

well, indeed (you know I know)

you know I was being lighthearted, yes ?

as in, me boring, you life and soul of party who scares boring people

TLD, I am actually fit as fuck, don't worry about me

but I am a bit boring, and not prone to fancy dress shenanigans

AF, yes I know you know.

Its ok, I am a scarey person as I am as you put it "life and soul" I walked into the pub I go to knowing nobody. now there isn't anyone in there who doesn't know me. I am always walked home and looked after. a night out with me, I'd change your life forever

I'm boring too, fancy dress and all that isn't for me. I don't like drawing attention to myself, in RL, believe it or not.

I wouldn't survive it, I expect

TLD, I give a false impression of myself to people in RL as they believe I am confident but I am actually the opposite.

AF, I would look after you, you'd be ok!!

I would break my hip, get a chest infection, end up in a nursing home, and die

Sarah and and and???

ohhhh sarah, hubba hubbaaaaaaa

LMAO AF what on earth do you think I would do to you??

Ahhh so Gster is playing but keeping it private. Well done.

don't post it here sarah

send it to my inbox

I will fire up my twat radar for you

< starts fiddling with the dials >

AF you call them dials I know you are twiddling something else

shhhhhh

I am tuning them up