HerRoyalHighnessPrincessCervix ·
20/04/2011 09:19
I am far far too young to have a 15 year old. I can' bear it. My baby is all grown up and independent. I can't have a 15 year old as a daughter, I just can't. she's not small and squishy and soft any more, she's all tall(ish) and skinny and twiggy and won't snuggle me.
and did i mention i am far far far too youthful and young to have a 15 year old?
So would it be terribly unreasonable to just cane her birthday tomorrow and keep her as she is?