...I'm gullible enough to keep clicking on vague thread titles that look interesting but on reading the OP turn out to be A) Really boring, B) Out of place in AIBU, C) Completely fabricated or D) So obvious you shouldn't need to ask.
For example;
A) AIBU to be completely shocked and sickened that...
...my tesco receipt says I paid for 7 lemons but I only bought 6?!
B) AIBU to be really naughty and cheeky and...
...ask you all to check out my shit boring cliched highly original blog about juggling motherhood and work?
C) AIBU to be really upset that...
...my neighbour climbed a ladder and peeped into my bedroom and saw me breastfeeding and has now got the entire street together to tell me I'm sick and disgusting and now we have to move?