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Oh dear, dear, dear....never, ever google.....

56 replies

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 28/03/2011 22:11

Anal labia.

Seriously. DON'T

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BehindLockNumberNine · 28/03/2011 22:12

What on earth made you google that?
Do they even exist, I mean, to anusus (anusi?) even have labia??

TigerFeet · 28/03/2011 22:12

good lord, why on earth did you need to google that?

I've never googled dragon butter, me

BaronessBomburst · 28/03/2011 22:13

I'm going to have to now!
Should I google 'internet', 'pictures' or 'videos'? Grin

Happymm · 28/03/2011 22:13

I know! Just did the same Shock yuk yuk yuk

Meglet · 28/03/2011 22:13

Why did you think it was a good idea?!

WhatsWrongWithYou · 28/03/2011 22:14

Is it a haemmorrhoid-related thing?

BehindLockNumberNine · 28/03/2011 22:14

do, not to

twinkytonk · 28/03/2011 22:15

I have learnt quick and am not googling ( I did google dragon butter though).

messagetoyourudy · 28/03/2011 22:18

I also googled dragon butter!

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 28/03/2011 22:18

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LindyHemming · 28/03/2011 22:22

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SomethingProfound · 28/03/2011 22:24

Blue waffle, is also one not for the faint hearted, I was informed (falsely) that it was a kind of waffle famous in Belgium.

My (so called) friends found my reaction most amusing!

FreudianSlippery · 28/03/2011 22:26

Mitochondrial flagella

Shrimpy philanges

Caterpillar ring

Porpoise scrabble

...I'm done

MillsAndDoom · 28/03/2011 22:28
maras2 · 28/03/2011 22:28

Try lemon party.I'm a middle aged granny who's never seen porn in her life.Someone (possibly naughty DD) Told me that there was a lovely recipe for lemon drizzle cake on this partcular web thingie.I sodding well fell for it.

clairefromsteps · 28/03/2011 22:28

Couldn't find anal labia on Google, bbut oh oh oh, I looked dragon butter up on Urban Dictionary and now I need some brain bleach!

When I read threads like this I feel like I've led such a sheltered life and have such vanilla sexual tastes...

FlaminGreatGallah · 28/03/2011 22:31

I have been watching this and being all smug about my safe-search function THEN got totally caught out by Lemon Party.

Shock

And I was the person who went out with the man with anal labia!

twinkytonk · 28/03/2011 22:34

Ha ha I almost got caught out by lemon party but after googling blue waffle a while back I can face googling any more!

BaroqueAroundTheClock · 28/03/2011 22:36

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Maryz · 28/03/2011 22:40

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EricNorthmansMistress · 28/03/2011 22:43

Twitchy fingers.....know I'll regret this....

EricNorthmansMistress · 28/03/2011 22:44

Vom

BaroqueAroundTheClock · 28/03/2011 22:45
Wink
Maryz · 28/03/2011 22:50

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