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Oh dear, dear, dear....never, ever google.....

56 replies

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 28/03/2011 22:11

Anal labia.

Seriously. DON'T

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EricNorthmansMistress · 28/03/2011 22:55

I clicked on images and scrolled down the page....didn't see any laba specifically but anything including the search word 'anal' is going to bring up some dodgy pics!

BaronessBomburst · 28/03/2011 23:01

I clicked on Baroque's links.

I'll click on anything, me. mainly because I want to see if DH is stalking me and it'll serve him bloody well right

BaroqueAroundTheClock · 28/03/2011 23:02

when I search for it and scroll down the images I just see fairly bog standard medical type pictures, nothing particularly disgusting or shocking Confused

hissymissy · 28/03/2011 23:02

Still curious. Goggled anal labia, and just got pictures of labia (ie vaginas) or anuses. Nothing new. I was expecting something gross (disappointed emoticon). Grin

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 28/03/2011 23:07

I was met with images of anuses with old lady lips Confused

My laptop must be a perv Hmm

I fell for lemon party too btw Blush

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AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 28/03/2011 23:08

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BaroqueAroundTheClock · 28/03/2011 23:11

haha - I know what it is ACT - you've got the google safe search turned off Grin

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 28/03/2011 23:22

Obviously or it won't bloody work !!

It is now switched firmly back on Wink

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CheerfulYank · 28/03/2011 23:24

I got nothin'...am madly curious.

hissymissy · 28/03/2011 23:27

OMG, switched off google safe search! XH used to be into watching this crap!

hissymissy · 28/03/2011 23:32

But not lemon party. Where is that brain bleach?

hissymissy · 28/03/2011 23:37

Have prompty reinstated safe search settings. Oh god, I have to go to bed with that lemon party image imprinted in my head. Shock

hairfullofsnakes · 28/03/2011 23:37

Can someone just describe these so I don't have to google them!

nevergoogle · 28/03/2011 23:43

evening all. Smile

ChaosTrulyReigns · 28/03/2011 23:46

can someone walk me through safe search please. Blush

hissymissy · 28/03/2011 23:51

Chaos, on your settings on the top right hand corner.

The OP's post is about anal sex, very graphic pics, and the lemon party one is 3 old men naked doing unspeakable things to one another. Or at least one man doing something unspeakable to another, and the other two kissing

You have been warned.

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 28/03/2011 23:51

Hahahaha, chaos Grin

Evening nevergoogle Given hours of entertainment the nevergoogle threads have Wink

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 28/03/2011 23:53

that's not farking walking me through hissymissy.

Angry Grin

seriously - words of one syllable sound

nevergoogle · 28/03/2011 23:58

i NEVER google.
i learnt my lesson.
but carry on with the bows and curtseys, i like it.

hissymissy · 28/03/2011 23:58

lol!

Go to google search engine home page. Before searching for anything, look at the top right hand corner. There will be a link with "search settings" written on it.

You will now be on a page with "global preferences" on the top. Scroll down to "safe search filtering", and click on the dot next to "do not filter my search results".

Now scroll to the bottom of the page, and click on "save preferences", a pop-up will appear just click OK.

OK?

hissymissy · 29/03/2011 00:03

Just to clarify;

Go to google search engine home page. Before searching for anything, look at the top right hand corner. There will be a link with "search settings" written on it. Click on "search settings"

You will now be on a page with "global preferences" on the top. Scroll down to "safe search filtering", and click on the dot next to "do not filter my search results".

Now scroll to the bottom of the page, and click on "save preferences", a pop-up will appear just click OK.

OK?

BaroqueAroundTheClock · 29/03/2011 00:06

come on your cowards - how many of you have clicked on the links I offered up Grin Wink

FlaminGreatGallah · 29/03/2011 00:06

Oh hello nevergoogle! I was hoping to see you as I've just ordered an S-Max and wanted to thank you for the review. I didn't see it on MN at the time bu recently on the Ford website instead. DH is thoroughly impressed by my sudden knowledge of cars.

As for DragonButter well that's quite a different matter....

nevergoogle · 29/03/2011 00:08

hello, i want that car. did you watch my video?
wonder how many s-max's have been sold on the back of that promotion and wonder how many they would need to sell before they give me one for free? my car is a wreck now.

FlaminGreatGallah · 29/03/2011 00:12

It was the best video by far. Who do I write to?