Who has the best username?

[femalevictormeldrew]

OK this is not AIBU but I am curious.

..erm have you brought this site or what?

I used to post as AbFab, but I don't post much at all, mainly just in the postnatal thread with the mums who were all due in the same month as me. I'll try and get out more! :)

Nice name!

Thank you very much! :)

Mumcentreplus I am the queen of Chat (rooms)

I knew it!!!..but i'm a maverick..you will hate me Oprah

FranSanDisco always makes me smile. I got proposed to there.

Just seen TheSmallPrint. Wish I'd thought of that. Brilliant

SofaKingOld

Jennifercanasten without a doubt!

I like BatteryHen too - I saw her on the TTC boards I think and it amused me to think that we are all like old battery hens, sitting and clucking to each other and obsessing about our eggs.

Woo! I know this is from February but I don't care. 3 mentions, better than being on the telly, which I am, obviously, all the time, cos I am well famous and that.

Does anyone else get mn nicknames stuck in their head, for days/weeks? Not necessarily funniest but I had a spell of having titsalinabumsquash stuck in my head and also fanjolinajolie.

Currently liking Camerondiazepam as she is my neighbour in the Malibu.

for posting on long-extinct thread out of pure m-net vanity.

SolidGoldBrass

ILoveOnionRings

Milkmonsters

me

zombie thread...

so it is!

I see AtYourCervix has a lot of'votes'. Another midwifes name I liked is
BadDayAtTheOrifice.

TalcandTurnips because I love the connection. I always sing "I've got a new Hoover" to myself when I see the name.
JenniferCanesten
CameronDiazepam

I used to get people saying they sang my old name out loud When they saw it (Binfullofmaggotsonthe45) but others said it made them queasy.

Oh and from LY Christmas threads I've been re- reading :

Cointreauversial

ScroteyMcBoogerBaubles

I am quite pleased with my new name :-)

Wondering whether therealfellatio was a MN name..or was it all a very funny dream I had.

It is a fave.

Very funny people on MN, makes my day!

vote for AlexReidsLonelyBrainCell here.

I do. Always.

You can stop talking about it now.

It's threads like these that make me consider name-changing to ZombieThread, just so it would look like I was getting votes

MotherInLawsDung has just made my day though, so old thread or not, I'm voting for her now