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Who has the best username?

279 replies

femalevictormeldrew · 08/02/2011 10:25

OK this is not AIBU but I am curious.

OP posts:
GrimmaTheNome · 08/02/2011 19:38

I don't think I've noticed mandylifeboats before (sorry) but that's a good 'un.

GrimmaTheNome · 08/02/2011 19:40

what's wrong with changeforthebetter? Apart from the worthy obvious there's a subversive undertone of tuppeny bits being shoved over the counter at Ladbrokes. And if there wasn't before, there is now Grin

changeforthebetter · 08/02/2011 19:45

Ta Grimma am crap at betting tho (nearly as bad as I am at picking husbands Grin).

Asteria · 08/02/2011 19:47

Usual likes here - Bupcakes, Anyfucker, flisspaps, Chickens... All and more that make my name even more dull!

CaveMum · 08/02/2011 19:47

A vote for Slartybartfast here - reminds me of my favourite book!

WimpleOfTheBallet · 08/02/2011 19:47

I like "GentleOtter" so lovely.

Snorbs · 08/02/2011 19:49

Whatever happened to QueenOfFuckingEverything?

GrimmaTheNome · 08/02/2011 19:54

Now I like Snorbs because it sounds like it means something but I don't know what.

AnyFucker · 08/02/2011 19:55

snorbs...a litle while ago us with sweary names were emailed by MNHQ and politely asked to desist

she caved Smile

she has a similar-sounding but nonsweary name now

oiwhatsoccuring · 08/02/2011 20:03

Beertricks potter, sheep go meep, from a long time ago, loved SueDonim, and slartybartfest.
Would have liked charlieandlola, but someone got there first.

cumfy · 08/02/2011 20:08

AF that's a pity, the double entendres are the best ones.

BTW not suggesting you're not fussy or anything.Wink

Snorbs · 08/02/2011 20:08

Grimma, "Snorbs" is just a jokey contraction of where I live - St Albans. I'm a bit bored with it (the name, not the place) to be honest so I do occasionally try out a new name to see if I like it. One day one of them will stick.

AnyFucker, ah that rings a bell now. What a shame. But I'm pleased to see you continuing to Stick It To The Man Grin

pickledsiblings · 08/02/2011 20:13

Mine is the best! It is from an as yet unpublished book written by my DD aged 9. There is also the most fabulous illustration to go with it Grin.

CockularDepravity · 08/02/2011 20:14

TerryWogansCock is deliciously funny.

MrsPennySworth · 08/02/2011 20:15

Always loved fanjoforthemammaries, also like stewiegriffinsmum just because I like family guy really and it makes me laugh Grin

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/02/2011 20:15
Grin
GrimmaTheNome · 08/02/2011 20:20

I'm a bit bored with it
humph, well now you've gone and told me, it is boring

Grin
Dillinger · 08/02/2011 20:20

I like EdgarAllenPie Grin

I wish Id thought longer about my name but didnt think Id be around for long Blush

So many funny names on here

MrsPennySworth · 08/02/2011 20:23

That's the great thing about mumsnet - no other site have I found such a massive collection of funny, interesting names. They're entertainment in themselves on here.

undercovamutha · 08/02/2011 20:23

Titsalinabumsquash is my favourite, but most recently Penelopetitsdropped has made me chuckle.

YankNCock · 08/02/2011 20:43

I got a mention!!! Grin Grin Grin

cheers, GMajor7

My favourites:

MyCatIsABastard
PlumpRumpSoggyBaps
MitchyInge
GetOrfMoiLand
VinegarTits

and of course, AnyFucker

TragicallyHip · 08/02/2011 20:52
Bumpsadaisie · 08/02/2011 20:57

AtYourCervix wins it. The fact that she is a midwife just makes it even more funny Grin!

FriggFRIGG · 08/02/2011 20:57

tragicallyHip Wink

loads of gooduns on here....

getorfmoiland

anyfucker

atyourcervix is my absolute favorite though

Bumpsadaisie · 08/02/2011 21:00

I like RevoltingPeasant a lot, too!

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