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Who has the best username?

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femalevictormeldrew · 08/02/2011 10:25

OK this is not AIBU but I am curious.

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mutznutz · 08/02/2011 10:27

It has to be Anyfucker...it just makes me laugh when people say "I agree with anyfucker" Grin

Blackduck · 08/02/2011 10:30

llaraggub or MotherInferior

femalevictormeldrew · 08/02/2011 10:30

Yeah that was the first one I though of, theres a few good ones knocking around though

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GwynAndBearIt · 08/02/2011 11:37

I love the names:

AnyFucker
AtYourCervix (she is a midwife)
OhTheHugeManatee

and many more....

I hate these sorts of threads though because I never get a mention Envy

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 08/02/2011 11:38

I am rather fond of all the comedy name ones.

KnittedBreast · 08/02/2011 11:39

me obviously :D

TrollyMcTrollPants · 08/02/2011 11:43

There are some brilliant names out there, to many to list!

I'm going to try and find an originally witty one soon to replace my current one which was jokingly pinched from a thread of the same way. Think it may give the wrong impression!

llareggub · 08/02/2011 11:46

Now, that gwynandbearit is good

Thanks, blackduck.

claig · 08/02/2011 11:49

ClaireDeLoon and BaroqueAroundTheClock

IWantToBeAFairyWhenIGrowUp · 08/02/2011 12:03

I actually think alot of them are funny

meantosay · 08/02/2011 12:06

There's lots of brilliant names on here. I laughed when I first saw 'cakeywakey'.

BluddyMoFo · 08/02/2011 12:07

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BurnAfterReading · 08/02/2011 12:11

My name matches what happens to my threads, they seem to go up in smoke!

llareggub · 08/02/2011 12:12

You can go into MyMumsnet and change from there.

tigercametotea · 08/02/2011 12:12

Go to MyMumsnet and then go to Registration Details, under Username type in a new one you want, and click Save Changes.

zukiecat · 08/02/2011 12:13

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BluddyMoFo · 08/02/2011 12:14

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Childlinechick · 08/02/2011 12:14

TerryWOgansCOck

MumGoneCrazy · 08/02/2011 12:15

My faves are...

AnyFucker
AtYourCervix
TrollyMcTrollPants

I need a new name but have no imagination Grin

mummiehunnie · 08/02/2011 12:16

Childline, Terrywoganscock is no good without the link!

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sakura · 08/02/2011 12:18

BellesDamesSansMerci because of the acronym

Anyfucker and ElephantsandMiasmas's Christmas names: Anyfuckerforamincepie- and Elfpantsatmidnightmass

There are loads. I'll be back with more

MrsTicklemouse · 08/02/2011 12:18

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought anyfucker or the same reason as you mutznuts :o

Trolly I'm trying to think of a witty/clever name to replace my rather unimaginative theft of DS1s pronunciation of our surname!!

LadyPumpington · 08/02/2011 12:22

DreamsInBinary

BurnAfterReading · 08/02/2011 12:22

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe - clever and amusing