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Who has the best username?

279 replies

femalevictormeldrew · 08/02/2011 10:25

OK this is not AIBU but I am curious.

OP posts:
WincyEtNightie · 08/02/2011 14:02

There's a JoyDivisionOvenGloves?! How did I miss that?!

It's one of my DD(4)'s favourite songs. Blame DH!

LadyWellian · 08/02/2011 14:02

ShatnersBassoon has caused me to draw attention to myself in the workplace on more than one occasion.

bibbitybobbityhat · 08/02/2011 14:05

At the moment I am loving OTheHugeManatee.

RantyMcRantpants · 08/02/2011 14:13

Does a little curtsy to KaraStarbuckThrace :) and as a BSG fan I totally approve of yours Grin

jaggythistle · 08/02/2011 14:18

GetDownYouWillFall

She knows I like it :)

Underachieving · 08/02/2011 14:40

Mamazon is a good one, saw that and wished I'd thought of it first (am very tall).

Blatherskite · 08/02/2011 14:56

AnyFucker and BeerTricksPotter are my favourites.

I think mine is quite apt too :)

Underachieving · 08/02/2011 14:57

Ooh seen another one. How about SeriousWispaHabit?

I love this thread Grin

BeerTricksPotter · 08/02/2011 15:17

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/02/2011 15:19

I firmly believe that the brain behind the wondrous name RebeccaMumsnet must be genius and belong to a kind and generous person.

[lickyuppy]

RebeccaMumsnet · 08/02/2011 15:26

How did you know?

GrimmaTheNome · 08/02/2011 15:28

TitsalinaBumSquash always makes me Grin when I see it.

I reckon the best male MNers name is UnquietDad because it tells you concisely that you're debating with a male Whoovian who won't be shut up easily.Grin

ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/02/2011 15:31
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GMajor7 · 08/02/2011 15:33

Wee bit arse-licky this thread, although I am tickled by YankNCock

cobbledtogether · 08/02/2011 15:40

I have always been secretly jealous that I didn't think of calling myself ChickensHaveNoEyebrows.

ClaireDeLoon · 08/02/2011 15:44

Current favourite AtYourCervix but I do love sheepgomeep but never see her posts anymore.

supadupapoopascoopa · 08/02/2011 15:47

flisspaps and anyfucker for me

chocolateorange · 08/02/2011 15:49

fififucksalot and penelopetitsdropped always make me smile

NorfolkNChance · 08/02/2011 15:51

Anyfucker natch

I also love GetOrfMyLand for the farmer imagery, a bit like the farmer on Gigglebiz!

MardyBra · 08/02/2011 17:29

Wow - I got a mention somewhere way back - I never get mentioned

My fav usernames are BeerTricks, AnyFucker, Penelope, MadamOvary, Chickens, the variations on GiraffesCant..., kreecherlivesupstairs, FellatioNelson

I always get a bit confused with TheFirstMrsDeVere and keep thinking about the first Mrs De Winter.

KaraStarbuckThrace · 08/02/2011 17:32

Sheikyabouti - that was another clever one!

Alouiseg · 08/02/2011 17:34

FellatioNelson

Gets my vote.

sobloodystupid · 08/02/2011 17:37

oooh Titsalinabumsquash for sure (I call my dd that under my breath)

strandedpolarbear · 08/02/2011 17:38

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GrimmaTheNome · 08/02/2011 17:40

Are you the climate change edition of StealthPolarBear?

Oh, that's really sad. (good name, just sad)

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