I am sooo looking forward to Big Fat Gypsy Wedding tonight, I will be judging 6 year olds with fake tans, yards of polyester, children who dance like lap dancers, men who assault "grab" girls they like, anyone who is cruel to dogs, anyone who claims that gypsies are highly moral because they don't have sex outside of marriage, anyone who thinks its acceptable to become a housewife at 11 and a bride at 16, anyone who refers to "marker pink" as a colour.
They are going in Custy's stocks.