Am I the only person without one...??

[MissyPie]

Picture the scene...I've not long since got my dd to sleep, she's in the moses basket next to me, I'm lying on my bed with laptop on lap (oh, i just got the name lol)

Television is on channel FIVER and at the moment there is a programme called "Sex How to Do Everything" I hadn't planned to watch this but after watching Dirty Dancing & Sex & The City I can't be arsed to get the remote...So anyway, on to the reason for this thread....

Am I the only women without a vibrator???

It's almost after midnight so I'm sure any prudes will be in bed so I'm sure this is an okay thread :)

Nope, I don't have one. Never actually tried masturbation properly either.

I don't like them, they make my clit numb. I'm perfectly capable of getting myself off without one.

I've got one, and I do enjoy using it :) but I can get myself off without one as well. I thought it was something like 1 in 5 women own a vibrator, though I can't remember where I saw that so it might be wrong. I think there are a decent number of people who do own them and a decent number who don't TBH.

How do you get yourself off without one?! I find it's a bit like trying to tickle yourself....just doesn't work!

i don't have one and have never used one and i am single

i really should have one shouldn't i?

i only have one because my friends bought it for me as a joke for my birthday..... never needed one - don't really like them anyway.... all that buzzing must put you off a bit iwould have thought.....

Why would you want a vibrator when you've got a perfectly good hand.

I don't like them either, and I only tried for the sake of it to make sure! My ex bought me it.

Much prefer the real thing.

for those of you whom are questioning " how to" I would reccommend this book www.amazon.co.uk/Big-Have-Them-Give-Coming/dp/0749922923/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1294445906&sr=8-3 (hope that works first attempt of a link)

and yes I have one it was given to me by a friend as a joke.. (honestly) I find bullets work far better and am not massive on the vibrator the bullet is delicious though

bullets????? Do I really want to know?

yep, you do
They are very nice :)

I've been considering getting one of these: www.fleshlightuk.com do you think DP would mind?

Rabbits are supposed to be the best vibrators but mine is way too noisy - too worried it will wake kids up so would not recommend! musicmadness I agree - bullets are the best!

curlymama is that why he is your ex?? lol

i have one but its only been used twice.

Nah, haven't got one but then that bit of me doesn't appear to work so there'd be no point. Unless you can grout with it, it's of no use to me.

grout? doing some home improvements SOH?

i have a suitcase full.

i like a bit of variety. though if i am feeling lazy and can#t be bothered to go get one i am more than happy to DIY.

A suitcase full? Golly.

I am doing some home improvements as it happens. We can't all be lying about the place self pleasuring. Somebody has to rewire the electrics.

i'm sorry ShowOfHands but your nickname on this particular topic is making me giggle....

very true SOH!

(I'm in your boat two)

not just you outnumbered

I've got enough to make up for all you girlies who don't own one

I can multi task.

and type one handed

Boo glad its not just me sniggering like a daft schoolgirl in sex ed class....

(outnumbered slopes off to make some coffee)