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Am I the only person without one...??

44 replies

MissyPie · 07/01/2011 23:55

Picture the scene...I've not long since got my dd to sleep, she's in the moses basket next to me, I'm lying on my bed with laptop on lap (oh, i just got the name lol)

Television is on channel FIVER and at the moment there is a programme called "Sex How to Do Everything" I hadn't planned to watch this but after watching Dirty Dancing & Sex & The City I can't be arsed to get the remote...So anyway, on to the reason for this thread....

Am I the only women without a vibrator???

It's almost after midnight so I'm sure any prudes will be in bed so I'm sure this is an okay thread :)

OP posts:
ILoveItWhenYouCallMeBoo · 08/01/2011 01:16

coffee? at this late hour? you'll be up all night

ShowOfHands · 08/01/2011 01:16

I can't post on a Friday Night/Saturday Morning sex thread without a couple of depraved individuals making lewd comments about my name.

I expect it these days.

outnumbered2to1 · 08/01/2011 01:17

insomnia and a teething child - i'll be up all night anyway....

reinitindear · 08/01/2011 01:17

I had one and loved it on my own and with exdh actually because I had to leave with just suitcases and the remainder of our possessions followed months later I was quite gutted he never packed my Rabbit(hopes he is not using it on his very very young lover!)

ILoveItWhenYouCallMeBoo · 08/01/2011 01:17

sorry SOH

outnumbered2to1 · 08/01/2011 01:19

showofhands i'm sorry - i think my judgement is being clouded by the fact i haven't had my leg over in about 5 years

please excuse my depravity.

reinitindear · 08/01/2011 01:20

julybutterly I agree you always stop when the tickling gets too much

Orissiah · 08/01/2011 08:38

I have to admit that I never masturbated to orgasm until my mid twenties but learning to do so enabled me to orgasm with a guy (before I faked it Blush). My first "vibrator" (again in my mid twenties) was an electric toothbrush through my knickers Blush. I then tried a Rabbit but didn't find it as effective as the toothbrush so bought a small bullet type vibrator that's really powerful but quiet. I've used one ever since (DH uses it on me too Smile). I love my vibrator but use it only once in a while now that DH is so good at bringing me off Grin.

LadyBubbaAndBump · 08/01/2011 08:51

Can't believe you wrote that on a bright and early morning orissiah

DH said "hope she didn't brush her teeth with it afterwards" ! :o :o

I'll add my bits to this this evening once the DCs are back in bed :)

MsSparkle · 08/01/2011 08:59

I have the mini bullet and I like it.

Aims80 · 08/01/2011 09:05

I've a bullet and a rabbit and love them both dearly! My fella loves using them on me too!

CheerfulYank · 08/01/2011 09:23

I had one and loved it, but it broke from overuse. Will have to get another.

armani · 08/01/2011 09:24

I have a rabbit and a dildo Grin love them both!!

CrazyChristmasLady · 08/01/2011 11:42

I don't have one and have never been interested in getting one.

I only DIY over my underwear as well as I don't like the feel of 'down there' (prude emotion needed here Blush).

EricNorthmansMistress · 08/01/2011 12:04

I have a bullet which I love. Had a rabbit and binned it ages ago.

susall · 08/01/2011 12:21

I have quite a variety but we normally forget about them, they are in the old laptop bag on top of the wardrobe to keep them out of sight of the kids. I found a small bullet dead under the bed once after one of them found it in my bedside drawer so keep them together up high now.

LittleBeaut · 08/01/2011 13:35

I dont have one and to be honest... I've never really thought about getting one. I'm a single parent and the thought has just never crossed my mind. Hmm... I may have to go shopping soon Grin

Orissiah · 08/01/2011 16:02

LittleBeaut, treat yourself Smile.

gravepenguin · 13/01/2011 17:56

I had a really weird conversation with my sister the other day that made me think i was the only woman without one. I went to Ann Summers but buggy wouldn't fit through door (soooo embarasing) so ive ordered one online. Just wonder when the occasion will arise that i feel the inclination to use it, i mean it wont buy me flowers or open wine or cook dinner or put children to bed so how does it start!?

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