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to avoid sleeping on the 'wet patch'?

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chakalala · 02/01/2011 10:56

Well, DH said somehow he always ends up on the wet patch on the bed! i do it on purpose!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 07/01/2011 17:48

sassy - a crispy sex towel?

dare i ask what makes it crispy Grin

'blondes shudders'

Deaddei · 07/01/2011 17:51

We use a sex tshirt in our house, or even sex underpants if desperate.

SantasMadMissy · 07/01/2011 17:54

We always grab a towel too! BUT its always washed and never left to dry out!!

xfirsttimemummyx · 07/01/2011 17:56

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minipie · 07/01/2011 17:58

Just nip to the loo post-sex and dispose of it all - ta da no wet patch.

Does require a fairly special way of walking on the way to the loo mind you.

HSMM · 07/01/2011 18:15

We keep a couple of old flannels in our bedside cabinets

Sassybeast · 07/01/2011 18:23

Blondes -the crispy wet towel threads really DID give me nightmares Confused Where does it live between uses I wondered?

BitOfFun · 07/01/2011 18:26

Under the bed, of course. You can't do washing every day.

Sassybeast · 07/01/2011 18:27

I don't do sex every day Sad

nikki1978 · 07/01/2011 18:28

I don't understand how so few women create their own wet patches? Maybe I am too excitable but I do one most times! GrinWink

It may just be me though. I once had a smear and the nurse said I was "juicy" honestly to god that exact word! And believe me I was not turned on by that!

Japers · 07/01/2011 18:30

Clench during your cuddle?

Get a sex towel, sounds easier.

squarehat · 07/01/2011 18:31

Your not alone Nikki Grin

Lol at comment at smear tho, your on your own on that one!

RobF · 07/01/2011 19:14

The 'wet patch' is sweat as much as anything else.

violetbouncer · 07/01/2011 19:21

Is it Friday?! Grin

pollyp23 · 07/11/2013 14:21

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Mylovelyboy · 07/11/2013 14:44

I feel sick...........just been sick Wink

fluffyraggies · 07/11/2013 14:50

3 YEAR OLD THREAD

hellsbellsmelons · 07/11/2013 14:53

No pollyp - my OH does this as well!

This post has made my afternoon! LOL!!

FreakinRexManningDay · 07/11/2013 14:55

Feck off Polly and go find some other wank fodder.

pollyp23 · 07/11/2013 16:52

MYlovelyboy: so you don't think this is 'normal' :-)

fluffyraggies: yes it is old, but when one joins a new group, any group, even knitting or hangliding, one is allowed to visit old topics?

hellsbells: so do you find it weird? Do you share the fluids and taste? I'm glad I've made somebody's day!

rexmanning: charming. I am lead to believe that this was an adult and informative forum!

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