to avoid sleeping on the 'wet patch'?

[chakalala]

Well, DH said somehow he always ends up on the wet patch on the bed! i do it on purpose!

[pollyp23]

MYlovelyboy: so you don't think this is 'normal' :-)

fluffyraggies: yes it is old, but when one joins a new group, any group, even knitting or hangliding, one is allowed to visit old topics?

hellsbells: so do you find it weird? Do you share the fluids and taste? I'm glad I've made somebody's day!

rexmanning: charming. I am lead to believe that this was an adult and informative forum!

[FreakinRexManningDay]

Feck off Polly and go find some other wank fodder.

[hellsbellsmelons]

No pollyp - my OH does this as well!

This post has made my afternoon! LOL!!

[fluffyraggies]

3 YEAR OLD THREAD

[Mylovelyboy]

I feel sick...........just been sick

[violetbouncer]

Is it Friday?!

[RobF]

The 'wet patch' is sweat as much as anything else.

[squarehat]

Your not alone Nikki

Lol at comment at smear tho, your on your own on that one!

[Japers]

Clench during your cuddle?

Get a sex towel, sounds easier.

[nikki1978]

I don't understand how so few women create their own wet patches? Maybe I am too excitable but I do one most times!

It may just be me though. I once had a smear and the nurse said I was "juicy" honestly to god that exact word! And believe me I was not turned on by that!

[Sassybeast]

I don't do sex every day

[BitOfFun]

Under the bed, of course. You can't do washing every day.

[Sassybeast]

Blondes -the crispy wet towel threads really DID give me nightmares Where does it live between uses I wondered?

[HSMM]

We keep a couple of old flannels in our bedside cabinets

[minipie]

Just nip to the loo post-sex and dispose of it all - ta da no wet patch.

Does require a fairly special way of walking on the way to the loo mind you.

[SantasMadMissy]

We always grab a towel too! BUT its always washed and never left to dry out!!

[Deaddei]

We use a sex tshirt in our house, or even sex underpants if desperate.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

sassy - a crispy sex towel?

dare i ask what makes it crispy

'blondes shudders'

[RockLover]

Ewww, have you no old towels??? Surely everyone knows that trick?

[FancyALittle]

How to avoid the wet patch (in three easy steps):

1. When done, swiftly use a folded piece kitchen roll for a quick mop up. (I always use kitchen roll because tissue + semen sticks tissue fluff to all your bits).
   

1. Go to the loo for the obligatory post-coital pee. If you have placed the kitchen roll correctly, you can walk to the bathroom without any further spillages. Dispose of the kitchen roll.
   

1. Slip on your knickers and put a pantyliner in. (This, I'm sure, is what pantyliners were secretly designed for).
   

Ta-da! No wet patch.

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If it's your wet patch, well you should have laid a towel down before you began heavy duty g-spot action.

[Sassybeast]

Please no - not the sex towels thing again - soon someone will mention a 'crispy' sex towel. My eyes - my poor eyes!

[Olivette]

hehe! Theres a sex towel in our house too ;)

[Blondeshavemorefun]

bless, nice to know he scored at something