To Take this DVD back to Weeping Cock Tesco's?

[PenelopeTitsDropped]

Rec 2. "The Best Zombie Sequel Since Dawn of The Dead".

Not one single fucking zombie, and it was Spanish with sub-titles.

I wanted "proper" zombies for my £11.odd pence.

Am I within my rights to demand my money back?

dunno, but I want more information as how the misrepresentation of zombies numbers happened!

Did it not mention it was subtitled on the box

Lol at weeping cock

They weren't zombies; they were possessed by demons people, they only bit once, very quickly.

That IS NOT A ZOMBIE.

That is a POSSESSED BY DEMONS film.

Different genre entirely.

Oh dear! That's a horrific mistake. Sue!

*chibi Sun 10-Oct-10 13:31:40
Did it not mention it was subtitled on the box

Lol at weeping cock*

Yes right at the bottom in the same box as the Age rating.

It wasn't the Spanish that bothered me particularly; it was the lack of genuine zombies that pissed me off.

I have always thought there is something unbearably sad about zombies, I don't think I could manage a whole film without feeling too overwhelmed

Zombies are indeed sad.
That's why they usually appear in Horror films and not, for example on "Antiques Roadshow" or "Britain's Next Top Model".

Having said that, they'd certainly be welcome on some other shows... "Come Dine with Me", "Celebrity Masterchef" et al would be much enhanced by zombies.

I mean they aren't scary in and of themselves

I suppose it is scary in an abstract see how we can be reduced to mere shambling insensate meat way

Zombie films leave me morose and unsettled not entertained

YABU its not Tescos fault you picked a shite film

I dont get the weeping cock reference? There is surely not a place called weeping cock is there? Help me out here...

The village of weeping cock is just short drive down a b road near nether wallop if I'm not mistaken

I refer to the MN "Zombie Plan" thread.

I would also refer you to the fact that I'm a veggie and as such, being a Zombie would prove problematic for me.
I would also refer you to the fact that there are now university courses re zombies.

Vinegartits. Goods "not as advertised/described"
Not one single fucking zombie. Spanish or otherwise.

I always pick shite; but I want it to be accurately described shite.

I miss the shambling zombie...nowadays those super-fast super strong zombies are way too scary...i mean their dead ffs!! they wont get tired..I would die for sure

Well I did not know that.

Weeping Cock is just my reaction to "cunting x y z".

I don't like my or other Womens' flowersome lady parts being referred to in anyway disparaging; and it also interferes with my sex life when I scream at crescendo" Oh Fuck my Mothercare harder"

So I have a weeping syphalitic cock instead.

Anyway; getting back to the matter in hand.

I paid good money for a zombie and didn't get a single fucking zombie.

You're quite right to be upset. I'd be devastated.

Were the non-zombies wearing sombreros and eating paella? Did they throw in a few cultural stereotypes while they were at it?

The Non Zombies did not wear sombreros and there was no paella anywhere in the film.

There were no major cultural sterotypes (in my opinion); they were all Spanish people dealing with demons. It would have made it easier to watch if they could have introduced an Italian, an Hungarian...... and a Zombie; or paella.

"Habbibu" A single fucking Zombie.
That's a wanking Zombie.

You're just being silly; zombies don't do that; as soon as they saw it; they'd bite it off.

No-one stocks it. Not even Waitrose. Send in a "product request" for Zombie porn and one gets no-where.

That's because they don't breed, they just bite people.

"Not even Waitrose." Because that would be your first choice for zombie porn stockage, if such a thing existed?

correct me if wrong but Tesco dont make films, so how can it be their fault, they dont have a fucking zombie section either and they didn't make it/or write the description on the packaging

if you are that peeved then get onto the producer and director, tell them they made a shite film

i would be the same as me complaining to MNHQ for allowing such shite threads, but its not their fault though is it?

Tesco Do make films. And it's a funny thread, VT, I don't think she's actually serious.

Actually vinegartits.... the horrible truth is that Tesco DO make films now... not this zombie one but they are making this:

www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/aug/07/tesco-movie-trolleywood

Don't watch Troll 2 then. Not only is it not a sequel to Troll 1 it doesn't even have any trolls in it.

It is, however, hilariously awful.