To Take this DVD back to Weeping Cock Tesco's?

[PenelopeTitsDropped]

Rec 2. "The Best Zombie Sequel Since Dawn of The Dead".

Not one single fucking zombie, and it was Spanish with sub-titles.

I wanted "proper" zombies for my £11.odd pence.

Am I within my rights to demand my money back?

Habbibu; I'm have sent a product request for
"OLD FASHIONED ZOMBIES THAT JUST BITE PEOPLE: NO MASTURBATION/SEXUAL INTERACTION REQ'D"

I'm so hoping that Waitrose can deliver; because I hate shopping.

I bought the film from Tesco's (those of the supperating willy parts).

I chose 3 DVD's on the basis that I have dreadful pain at the moment and would watch "crap" films all through the night to get me through it.
I'd surveyed SKY and it was crap also. Loads of Romcoms.

I am entirely irritated by adverts. Not least the increase in volume. So I bought DVD's.

If I buy a Zombie film, I have a right to Zombies.

I bought it on the basis that THERE WOULD BE ZOMBIES as it said so on the packet.

I didn't expect much sex; but I at least expected the walking dead.

"I at least expected the walking dead."

I waited in all day; they didn't call, didn't e-mail...

Cut to the chase.

It said Zombies on the packet

There were no Zombies.

When I purchased it, I expected Zombies.

AIBU to expect a refund?

I haven't seen it, but I'm now reading a review which includes:

"This sequel, set mere minutes after the first film, again is set in a rundown apartment building whose residents have all mysteriously been transformed into bloodthirsty zombies that have a nasty habit of popping up unexpectedly."

and

"The all-too-familiar proceedings mostly comprise a series of gory surprise attacks by the zombies, though an effort is made to punch up the narrative via a priest (Jonathan Mellor) posing as a health ministry doctor who provides a cheesy, "Exorcist"-style demonic explanation for the events."

Are you sure there were no zombies...?

Does zombies mean something else in Spanish perhaps? Cauliflower or binoculars or something innocuous? Perhaps that would explain the misunderstanding.

Anyway who still buys DVDs these days? Get herself on lovefilm.

Can't stand zombies, they get on my tits.

ROLF at this thread

No FUCKING ZOMBIES-Heracles.

I have a Zombie plan, which I discuss alongside my DH (for real zombies). It provides entertaintainment and discussion.

They weren't fucking zombies.

I'd know a zombie if I saw them.

These weren't zombies; these were demonic people and Catholic.

I'm entirely sure that some of them have been at Church with me in the last year but have been quarentineed (shots on this film); (for demonic ugliness). They're harmless.

I have however a pubescent teenage girl (my DD).

I am fully anticipating that Her head will swivel anytime soon and she will spew vomit.

But all I wanted was a regular zombie.

Sorry you have been turned off television, but may I suggest turning on Z-Beebies for The Zombies of Wimbledon, shambling round....?

I know it's been posted on here before, but this site would support the existence of fucking zombies

I can't help thinking that the singular of 'zombies' should be 'zomby'.

But it looks very wrong.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies has definitely got zombies in it, but it is a very crap re-working of the book, and the author seems to have decided they were inherently comic rather than, as chibi commented, very sad. Poor, poor Charlotte's condition is very sad, but callously skated over by Seth whatshisface.

Jeez i just stepped back into 2010