Misheard song lyrics!

[PocketTasha]

I'm guessing you guys must have some great ones. i'm in need of a laugh! One of the best i've heard was dh recently admitting that he only recently figured out the words to "buildme up buttercup" He mis heard "I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone waiting for you" for "I'll be home a baby xylophone waiting for you"!!
Honestly!

cardy - that's definitely not the lyrics I hear!! {grin]

ABBA: Super Trooper beans are gonna blind me!!

I believe in MILKO, you sexy thing !

There is a Fat Boy Slim tune with repeated lyrics, sung by an 'electronic' sounding woman, can't remember name,

it always sounds to me like:
'bang me not from behind, it hurts my rear'
surely that isn't the lyrics is it?

What song is it, and what are the lyrics?

spakler1 - I can imagine what you hear....or may be that is just my warped mind!

I always thought

All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thing like you never did see
Got a nice package all right
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight

was misheard as

shaking that thing lookin over the sea
got a nice package all right
guess im gonna have to ride it tonight

but obviously Janet J wants some action!

and my ex used to think emma bunton was singing;

what took you so long
I'll suck you all night

He wishes!!!

abba (i think)

you'll be dancing once again like a peng-u-in

westlife flying without wings:

you'll find it in the deepest trenches

BohemianRhapsody:

Is this the real life or just battersea?

Nephew used to sing...

Postman Pat, Postman Pat etc...there'll be knocks, rings, lettuce through your door.

Also (same nephew) he must have a hearing problem Use to sing: Fatboy Slim....."Check it out now, Alfonso's Brother..Right about now, Alfonso's Brother"

Lead on O King Eternal

Lead on O kinky turtle