The Anti-Gold-Diggers Thread (Non-slebs welcome)

[MadameOvary]

So sick of all those smug twats that give up their marriages to go chasing some young bit of fluff!
I have raging PMT so to stop me hurling all the abuse under the sun in the general direction of these feckers, can we talk about nice, decent faithful slebs?

And you're welcome to wax lyrical if you have a DH/DP/TOO like this too!

Patrick Swayze

I think Vernon Kay is a twunt because his head looks like a pea on a fork. Seriously though I think it's the giant cheesy grin, all the dancing around and general smuggity smugness.

Paul Newman was married forever to his wife Joanne

and he was gorge

Vernon Kay posting a pic of his wife in a bikini on Twitter and then going on about how she was "mortified" was yet another nail in the very impenetrable coffin I would like to put him in

fiercebadrabbit - my blood actually boils when I think of that.

What totally contrived hideousness.

I was going to say Paul Newman rubyslippers! And Hugh Jackman, despite the rumours and the nasty crap written about his wife, when you see them together it is an "awww" moment.

toifbysea

The rumours are true, though

Ronan Keating seems to worship his wife, always talking about her and their family. She is pretty stunning though. Agree about Ben Shepherd too.

Noooooooooooo!

notlisteningnotlisteninglalalalala

David Bowie and Iman?
Michael Caine and Shakira?
Simon Le Bon and Yasmin?

is all I will say to SLB and Yasmin

Vernon and Ronan are shaggers, if you read the sleb secrets thread. Tom Jones has an oyster card for his cock it is so well travelled, and Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are splitting up according to the papers. Even Paul Newman cheated on his first wife.

Many of the people mentioned on here are serial adulterers!

Martin Kemp and Shirley from Pepsi and Shirley have a very happy marriage.

Erm, the dark heaired one from bananarama and Andrew Ridgeley?