The Anti-Gold-Diggers Thread (Non-slebs welcome)

[MadameOvary]

So sick of all those smug twats that give up their marriages to go chasing some young bit of fluff!
I have raging PMT so to stop me hurling all the abuse under the sun in the general direction of these feckers, can we talk about nice, decent faithful slebs?

And you're welcome to wax lyrical if you have a DH/DP/TOO like this too!

Erm that guy, what's his name, Ben Shepherd. He seems like a lovely family guy, always talking about his kids and everything. He's a looker and could probably have his pick of the ladies but he just comes across as very sweet, faithful and nice

(Googles)
Yep, he'll do for a start.

Vernon Kay

Johnny Depp has been with that Vanessa Paradis for quite a while hasn't he.

And Johnny Rotten/Lydon has been married for about 20 years!

Just regard it as a reminder that there is more to life than Catching a Man and clinging on to him while forgetting all about anythign and everything else.

Tom Jones - married to his wife for hundreds of years and reputedly never strayed despite numerous women throwing knickers at him over the years

Oh yes, I love that VP is regularly pictured looking rough, it's so obvious that like JD she doesn't care how she looks at all when she's off-duty. I heartily approve

Tom Jones? "Reportedly never strayed"? Are we talking about the same Tom Jones?

Pierce Brosnan. His wife def isn't a 'typical' Hollywood wife but they seem to be all over each other.

But Vernon Kay is a twunt

mrsjohnsimm

Oh, yes, Pierce Brosnan. Was reading about how he still brings her a rose with her breakfast or similar? Very romantic.

That DIy/interior decorator bloke with the long hair.

Tom Jones, him of the pubic head hair and American tan? Never strayed? Really?

This thread is good because it points out how easy it is to think of the shaggers out there and how difficult it is to think of the faithful ones.

Tom Jones has slept with everyone

• PandL - you're absolutely right. Who the hell am I thinking of then ??! (FIL is a journalist in South Wales and is always whittering on about someone and how they have been trying to get some dirt on him for years, without success - clearly not Tom Jones though ) Maybe they are all bastards after all

SKSS - Laurence Llewellyn Bowen?

Am sure I read that TJ's wife just turns a blind eye and there has been LOTS of other women, but we all know how much integrity and honesty the tabloids have...

Actually Jonathan Ross seems the faithful type too, since he found his Jessica-Rabbit ideal woman type of a wife, so that cancels out his irritating qualities IMO...

Jamie Oliver? (I know there were a couple of rumours about him, but I think old Jamies OK)

Terry Wogan's been with the Present Mrs Wogan forever.

Yes I think he's ok too. I love that he got the hump at someone criticising his spelling and said "I'm dyslexic you twat" or similar

Jamie Oliver that is.
Hard to think of Terry W being unfaithful - he's kind of erm, asexual imo.

Richard Hammond

I'm sure Terry's head could still be turned by a comely wench

Why is vernon kay a twunt?

He just bloody winds me up