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This is wrong: I'm 41, I have a PhD and read broadsheets. But fuck me...

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WilfSell · 30/12/2008 23:39

...Ronan Keating is gorgeous.

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TWINSETinapeartree · 31/12/2008 00:31

I am sorry Quad how dare you speculate on the cheesiness of dp dick

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WilfSell · 31/12/2008 00:31

Cheesy schmeesy. I'd shag a farking Wotsit tonight I tell you.

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WilfSell · 31/12/2008 00:32

Er, a very large, supersized one, obv.

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Quadrophenia · 31/12/2008 00:32

it was the shower comment that got me thinking

TWINSETinapeartree · 31/12/2008 00:32

He does have an ear infection so is a tad smelly, we are having to do it doggy style at the moment so I dont barf at the moment of climax.

Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:32

lol wilfsell

JeremyVile · 31/12/2008 00:33

Funnily enoough Wilf, was watching the Vic and Bob stuff earlier and for the first time I got the whole Will Self thing.

I think we are ovulating in unison.

TWINSETinapeartree · 31/12/2008 00:34

lo wilfself dp is more of a wotsit flavoured salami. Amd not a cheap tesco one like on you see at a German food market, minus thhe nobbly bits of course.

TWINSETinapeartree · 31/12/2008 00:34

Will Self is one of my wierd crushes

Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:34

will self is divine

Quadrophenia · 31/12/2008 00:36

cheesy Ronan type men make me
now chris Martin out of coldplay..thats a man

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WilfSell · 31/12/2008 00:37

Yes. The 'vulpine' one is rather, isn't he? Onebat has a crush on me him too.

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WilfSell · 31/12/2008 00:38

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Now. See. Chris Martin, that is ALL WRONG.

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WilfSell · 31/12/2008 00:40

MArtin is totally cheesy in his own right. All that nasty posturing and stoopid dancing and blardy Adam and the Ants circa 1983 jackets and bloody lentil weaving.

No.

Give me a bit of now grown postmodern real cheese anyday.

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Quadrophenia · 31/12/2008 00:41

oh not not cheese, he is quietly clever, his music is very middle of the road and not to my tatse but his lyrics make him very sexy

Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:41

Chris Martin was at university with my mate. He remembers them all playing in halls etc and him saying yeah but let's see what happens when they get real jobs in the real world
he's still waiting...red faced

sexless though
utterly sexless

physically my type though
too worthy perhaps?

Quadrophenia · 31/12/2008 00:41

sometimes i feel like he climbed in my brain then wrote a song...i like that

zenandtheartofbaking · 31/12/2008 00:42

WilfSell - Will Self interviewed my friend and I years ago when he worked for the Jobcentre.

He told me all about how he was a writer and was very uninterested in my quest to find gainful employment.

My friend and I compared notes afterwards and were both drawn to comment on his most unusual manner.

TWINSETinapeartree · 31/12/2008 00:42

Chris Martin is too worthy, I bet his idea of dirty talk is to discuss unwashed lentils.

Quadrophenia · 31/12/2008 00:42

lol at your mate, bummer

zenandtheartofbaking · 31/12/2008 00:43

On reflection, and with the benefit of experience, i suspect he may have been in a chemically enhanced state.

Quadrophenia · 31/12/2008 00:43

will self reminds me of jarvis cocker

Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:44

i quite like his funny hopping on one leg dance though

Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:45

mmm I did like jarvis as well

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