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This is wrong: I'm 41, I have a PhD and read broadsheets. But fuck me...

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WilfSell · 30/12/2008 23:39

...Ronan Keating is gorgeous.

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Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:06

Husband says it makes me a paed but I've pointed out that he's hundreds of years old and therefore fair game

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WilfSell · 31/12/2008 00:06

Custardo.

Yes. Sadly.

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sandcastles · 31/12/2008 00:07

PMSL @ Harold Steptoe's odd lookalike!

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WilfSell · 31/12/2008 00:09

ninedragons

Perhaps he was just trying to attract an airsteward's attention...?

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TWINSETinapeartree · 31/12/2008 00:14

eewww he is so slimy

MerryFlippinChristmas · 31/12/2008 00:16

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Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:17

ohhh young man

sallystrawberry · 31/12/2008 00:18

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Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:19

give it time sally give it time

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Quadrophenia · 31/12/2008 00:20

Daniel craig reminds me of gordon ramsay but less grubby

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WilfSell · 31/12/2008 00:20

'year or two less of a pervert' ha ha ha ha ha.

So I'm a ten year pervert then?

How old is that Lucas bloke from Robin Hood? About 8?

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JeremyVile · 31/12/2008 00:22

I'm with you Wilf. Ronan's all sparkly eyed and enthusiastic.
He looks like my sisters husband, not that I fancy him you understand.

TWINSETinapeartree · 31/12/2008 00:23

Sally I have just made a rather unpleasant grunting noise at the thought of Daniel Craig.

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Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:25

oooooh Jeremy...tell us more...

I was totally meh to Daniel Craig and then suddenly...whoosh (TMI hahahaha)...I even had a little love dream about him..not a sex dream but a dream where we were in love as though we were at school together..I blushed thinking about him for days as though I was 15 and he sat behind me in physics or something
V disconcerting and pleasant

JeremyVile · 31/12/2008 00:26

Never saw the attraction in Daniel Craig til I saw a film where he has relations with a (much) older lady. Then I fancied the pants off him.
Am unsure of the significance of the old lady.

sallystrawberry · 31/12/2008 00:27

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TWINSETinapeartree · 31/12/2008 00:27

yes it was a definite sexual noise, it made the dog get off the sofa.

Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:28

was the dog afeared twinset?

JeremyVile · 31/12/2008 00:28

The dog was going to slip into something more comfortable.

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WilfSell · 31/12/2008 00:28

Yes, yes, JV! And he does that 'knowing where the camera is you are' at all times looky up thing with those sparkly eyes.

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TWINSETinapeartree · 31/12/2008 00:29

No he is asleep , but dp has gone for a shower , that noise must be my mating call!

Quadrophenia · 31/12/2008 00:30

but he is all cheesy

Ronaldinhio · 31/12/2008 00:31

still wouldn't put me off...not that big on personal hygenine at the best of times

ha