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Only just learnt the Bayeux Tapestry is actually an embroidery

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JamieOliverPetrolStation · 03/09/2026 09:40

I saw a comment on social media where someone pointed out that the Bayeux Tapestry is actually an embroidery. So it's the Bayeux Embroidery.

Apparently we’ve all just agreed to call it the wrong thing for nearly a thousand years and carry on. Life is a lie. Next someone will tell me Hadrian’s Wall is a fence and Stonehenge is technically a prehistoric gazebo.

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LegacyOfExcellence · 06/09/2026 09:28

Isnt it true that the Battle of Hastings didn't even take place in Hastings?

noodlezoodle · 06/09/2026 19:59

JamieOliverPetrolStation · 04/09/2026 20:38

Omg very enthusiastic about a mumsnet tapestry.
We’d need a penis chalice, a rabbit that feeds the whole family for a week including lunches and a depiction of a rude SIL with the MNer saying meanest thou to be so churlish?

"Meanest thou to be so churlish", AMAZING Grin

The cartoonest Edith Pritchett has done a brilliant modern version: https://www.theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2026/sep/05/alternative-bayeux-tapestry-2026-edith-pritchett

Yetanotherone12 · 06/09/2026 20:15

Oh wow. Learned something new!

my mum was very big into tapestry/embroidery. We had loads framed around the house.

she taught me. I grew up with tapestry being all the same angled single stitch, usually wool on the printed design to create a woven type effect so you didn’t see the fabric underneath

embroidery was with silks, more freestyle with stitches. Different stitching techniques to create a design to decorate a fabric rather than cover it.

then there’s cross stitch…

TreeBungalow · 06/09/2026 20:29

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 03/09/2026 10:01

Here for the entertaining argument (#team embroidery) and very much here for Stonehenge being outed as a prehistoric gazebo. 😂

Sold in the middle aisle of prehistoric Lidl and used for prehistoric school fetes.

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