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Count Binface seems to be winning the campaign against Farage

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MyCyanBear · 12/07/2026 11:58

Robert Jenrick has gone after Count Binface — apparently Farage is "used to people who've got robotic voices and a head full of rubbish."
An actual attack line. Workshopped, presumably, in a meeting. Against a bin.
The finance site that endorsed the bin has now "fact-checked" the attack: "TRUE, AND FATAL TO THE ATTACKER. The Count's head is full of rubbish, and it is the only head in this contest whose contents are fully declared."
https://trendingsheet.com/article/reform-case-against-the-bin-fact-checked
They also fact-checked the claim that the bin is an "establishment plant" (a Labour donor offered to fund him): "Our desk attempted to draw a diagram of the establishment. It came out as a circle with a handle on top. We have filed it as a lid."
Binface's actual response to all of it: "Nigel Farage says he wants the people versus the establishment. So be it. Leave him to me."
I'm sorry, but the bin is winning this campaign on every level.

A steel bin wearing a silver rosette on an interrogation-room table under a single harsh lamp

Reform's case against the bin, fact-checked

The attacks on Count Binface have begun. Our fact-checking desk, fresh from verifying that he is not Nigel Farage, examines each claim.

https://trendingsheet.com/article/reform-case-against-the-bin-fact-checked

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Clavinova · 12/07/2026 20:21

istherereallytimeforallthat · 12/07/2026 18:54

Gosh. Three times in 18 months. My MP has knocked on my door three times in the same period.

My MP has knocked on my door three times in the same period

Why? Do you have a mould problem and need rehousing?

TheCrenchinglyMcQuaffenBrothers · 12/07/2026 20:36

Clavinova · 12/07/2026 20:16

Clearly more than three times. A somewhat random selection:

Clacton MP Nigel Farage joined a family fun day and fundraising event in support of the mental health charity Mind and the British Heart Foundation at Clacton Leisure Centre...

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/25298355.nigel-farage-supports-clacton-football-fundraising-match/

When I visited Ravens Academy this month, I was shocked to see the state this Clacton school finds itself in...
as the MP for Clacton, I will try to help the school in whatever way I can, particularly with their planning application.

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/25632704.nigel-farage-solve-ravens-academys-raac-problem/

Clacton MP [attends] the grand re-opening of a business which burned to the ground in an arson attack.

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/25659333.reform-uk-leader-nigel-farage-supports-sofa-shop-fire/

Bosses at Clacton Pier took the chance to talk serious business with the town’s MP [Nigel Farage] when he visited the seaside attraction.

https://www.clactonpier.co.uk/news/bosses-talk-business-with-mp/

Clacton's MP visited two charity events supporting different causes, calling upon residents to volunteer for good causes.

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/24654095.nigel-farage-attends-charity-fundraiser-events-clacton/

Oh don't be random, be precise. That's five. And as three of those are very much around the same time, not too out there to suggest part of the same visit. List all of the other times, please.
And, if Clacton is not dangerous (it can't be if he's visiting charity football matches there) what's the excuse for no in person surgeries for his constituents?

Plasticdreams · 12/07/2026 20:39

Intelligent, funny and dislikes everything Farage stands for - I know who I would vote for

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Clavinova · 12/07/2026 21:00

TheCrenchinglyMcQuaffenBrothers · 12/07/2026 20:36

Oh don't be random, be precise. That's five. And as three of those are very much around the same time, not too out there to suggest part of the same visit. List all of the other times, please.
And, if Clacton is not dangerous (it can't be if he's visiting charity football matches there) what's the excuse for no in person surgeries for his constituents?

Oh don't be random, be precise. That's five.

Seven, including the two business events in my previous post.

List all of the other times, please.

Why would I do that? You can look on Farage's X account.

if he's visiting charity football matches there) what's the excuse for no in person surgeries for his constituents?

No doubt Jo Cox and Sir David Amess attended charity events.

EmailsaysOOO · 12/07/2026 21:10

Go Binsey ! he wants to build at least one. Affordable house . and I hear that he's never been to Clacton but he says that's " how you do the job" so he's obviously perfectly qualified.

Eyesopenwideawake · 19/07/2026 20:47

I've just joined the Count Binface Appreciation Society on FB. Me and 88,700 others 😁

NoWordForFluffy · 19/07/2026 21:27

Eyesopenwideawake · 19/07/2026 20:47

I've just joined the Count Binface Appreciation Society on FB. Me and 88,700 others 😁

I'm on there too! 👋

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