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Count Binface seems to be winning the campaign against Farage

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MyCyanBear · 12/07/2026 11:58

Robert Jenrick has gone after Count Binface — apparently Farage is "used to people who've got robotic voices and a head full of rubbish."
An actual attack line. Workshopped, presumably, in a meeting. Against a bin.
The finance site that endorsed the bin has now "fact-checked" the attack: "TRUE, AND FATAL TO THE ATTACKER. The Count's head is full of rubbish, and it is the only head in this contest whose contents are fully declared."
https://trendingsheet.com/article/reform-case-against-the-bin-fact-checked
They also fact-checked the claim that the bin is an "establishment plant" (a Labour donor offered to fund him): "Our desk attempted to draw a diagram of the establishment. It came out as a circle with a handle on top. We have filed it as a lid."
Binface's actual response to all of it: "Nigel Farage says he wants the people versus the establishment. So be it. Leave him to me."
I'm sorry, but the bin is winning this campaign on every level.

A steel bin wearing a silver rosette on an interrogation-room table under a single harsh lamp

Reform's case against the bin, fact-checked

The attacks on Count Binface have begun. Our fact-checking desk, fresh from verifying that he is not Nigel Farage, examines each claim.

https://trendingsheet.com/article/reform-case-against-the-bin-fact-checked

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BlackTogetherAgain67 · 12/07/2026 12:01

Am bored of both Binface and Farage to be honest

Topseyt123 · 12/07/2026 12:03

I would just absolutely love to see this happen. 🤣

If I lived in Clacton (I don't, though I am in Essex) then Count Binface would have my vote.

OrsinoAndOlivia · 12/07/2026 12:05

Go Binface!

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SpidersAreShitheads · 12/07/2026 12:05

The guy under the bin is actually a very intelligent, well-informed man. And he has said that if he’s voted in, he will take it seriously and do a proper job.

In every election he’s stood, he’s actually made a point of mentioning local issues eg/lights down a road that need to be properly re-phased. So in among his jokes, you can see he has actually researched the local area.

Farage has been MIA since been appointed as an MP. I hope those who voted for him before can clearly see now what a weasly man he is. This whole by-election is a joke and nothing more than an attempt to distract from his corruption.

Sadly I’m not from Clacton but I really really hope the folk that live there vote for the Count. I think they’ll get a proper MP who isn’t scared to stand up for them, and will be properly present.

#TeamBinface

BungeeBunTin · 12/07/2026 12:06

I LOVE Count Binface!

He will do a great job if he wins.

BungeeBunTin · 12/07/2026 12:08

What happens if Nigel backs out? Can he do that? I have a feeling that the popularity of Count Binface on a national level is probably getting a bit much for him and if he feels humiliated will he just exit ? Can he?

Guidanceplease20 · 12/07/2026 12:08

Id definitely not vote for Farage if I were in Clacton.

Yes, given the candidates, I would vote for Binface. An intelligent guy who says he will do the job properly in the unlikely situation he gets it.

I also think it would lead to increased world wide interest in Clacton - not to be dismissed by a tourist town!

But I dont live in Clacton, so my view is completely moot.

I did love the report of the guy giving out black bins bags as flags to support Binface.

titchy · 12/07/2026 12:09

BlackTogetherAgain67 · 12/07/2026 12:01

Am bored of both Binface and Farage to be honest

Why click on the thread then, let alone post on it Confused

Malariahilaria · 12/07/2026 12:11

Even though it would hilarious and brilliant, he won’t win I think because the people of Clacton, at least the vox pops I've seen are focused on one topic only (the boats) and don't care about anything else as long as non whites are kept out. Farage will never fix potholes but he says all the right things about brown immigrants and that's all that matters. I hope everyone in clacton that didn't vote for farage bands together to get him out but I know thats wishful thinking.

smallglassbottle · 12/07/2026 12:11

I would definitely vote for Count Binface. I really hope he wins. The humiliation for farage would be something to behold.

gannett · 12/07/2026 12:13

Genuinely hilarious to see Reform, especially that odious cunt Jenrick, reduced to spending time and effort on fighting with a bin. That's the real win.

BlackTogetherAgain67 · 12/07/2026 12:14

Malariahilaria · 12/07/2026 12:11

Even though it would hilarious and brilliant, he won’t win I think because the people of Clacton, at least the vox pops I've seen are focused on one topic only (the boats) and don't care about anything else as long as non whites are kept out. Farage will never fix potholes but he says all the right things about brown immigrants and that's all that matters. I hope everyone in clacton that didn't vote for farage bands together to get him out but I know thats wishful thinking.

MPs don't fix potholes, that's for the local council to do.

MPs vote on national issues that affect their constituencies - such as immigration controls.

gannett · 12/07/2026 12:15

smallglassbottle · 12/07/2026 12:11

I would definitely vote for Count Binface. I really hope he wins. The humiliation for farage would be something to behold.

I agree but the thing is what we're seeing IS the humiliation for Farage, even if he "wins" (slow hand clap for beating a bin).

Jon Harvey may well be smart and well-informed but he won't be breaking character. This isn't about Binface being secretly good after all. This is about Farage having to spend the summer fighting with a man pretending to be a bin alien.

Betadelta · 12/07/2026 12:17

I really, really hope Binface wins. And I am delighted that Farage's ridiculous decision to resign and re-stand has massively backfired on him.

Persephonia1966 · 12/07/2026 12:17

Guidanceplease20 · 12/07/2026 12:08

Id definitely not vote for Farage if I were in Clacton.

Yes, given the candidates, I would vote for Binface. An intelligent guy who says he will do the job properly in the unlikely situation he gets it.

I also think it would lead to increased world wide interest in Clacton - not to be dismissed by a tourist town!

But I dont live in Clacton, so my view is completely moot.

I did love the report of the guy giving out black bins bags as flags to support Binface.

I don't live in Clacton, but I've lived somewhere similar, the sort of place that gets mentioned only in terms of "named worst place to live in X" or for it being an example of working class disillusionment/Brexit. And there are serious issues with deprivation etc but it's also kind of sad because a lot of the people there are funny, intelligent, fun people to be around (regardless of voting intention) and there's good things about the place as well as smaller problems that never really get a look in. It's actually a nice place to visit for lots of reasons but all it gets are the YouTubers doing poverty safari type things. The good stuff never gets talked about

So, although it's a farce that the by-election is happening at all, Count Binface being such a huge presence is at least an opportunity to draw attention to the town with a very British, very English sense of humour (that's actually really unique) and isn't about relentless negativity. I agree if he won it could actually be good for tourism/business as it publicises the town in a positive way. Unfortunately I think Farage is still likely to win but at least the Count running gives an opportunity to talk about local quirks and I hope he does. If it was my home town, I would see Count Binfaces involvement as a good thing but of course it's not my town it's the people of Clactons.

istherereallytimeforallthat · 12/07/2026 12:24

I don't care who wins as long as it isn't the odious Farage.

Onejrmmrj · 12/07/2026 12:36

BlackTogetherAgain67 · 12/07/2026 12:14

MPs don't fix potholes, that's for the local council to do.

MPs vote on national issues that affect their constituencies - such as immigration controls.

Whilst this is true - Farage didn't actually do the job of voting in parliament, out of 650 MPs he's ranked just over 600th in terms of voting participation. He's even the worst of the Reform MPs by that measure.

Local councils don't have anything to do with immigration or asylum or boats, but Reform still made it a mainstay of the local election campaign and their supporters presumably voted for them on that basis.

To try to be even handed - it's equally daft that the Greens made Palestine a feature of some of their local election campaigning given that local authorities have no control over foreign policy or defence.

istherereallytimeforallthat · 12/07/2026 12:56

BlackTogetherAgain67 · 12/07/2026 12:14

MPs don't fix potholes, that's for the local council to do.

MPs vote on national issues that affect their constituencies - such as immigration controls.

MPs are also supposed to take an actual interest in their constituency, and support constituents and businesses on local issues. That includes trying to get councils to maintain unmaintained pothole-ridden roads.

They are supposed to hold advice surgeries in their constituency so that constituents can speak to them. When was the last time Farage did that?

Clavinova · 12/07/2026 18:19

istherereallytimeforallthat · 12/07/2026 12:56

MPs are also supposed to take an actual interest in their constituency, and support constituents and businesses on local issues. That includes trying to get councils to maintain unmaintained pothole-ridden roads.

They are supposed to hold advice surgeries in their constituency so that constituents can speak to them. When was the last time Farage did that?

MPs are also supposed to take an actual interest in their constituency, and support constituents and businesses on local issues. That includes trying to get councils to maintain unmaintained pothole-ridden roads.

To be fair to Farage, he has shown an interest in Clacton's potholes;

Jan 2025 Clacton Gazette

My team are trying to build a database of the worst affected roads and areas in the constituency so I can write to Essex Highways and put the pressure on them to get things done.

Please email [me] with the street name and further details so we can get to work.
https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/24874868.nigel-farage-declaring-war-potholes-clacton/

And local businesses:

July 2025
Clacton MP Nigel Farage has held a meeting with Clacton business leaders in the town to discuss the challenges facing small firms...

"We appreciated Mr Farage’s willingness to listen and engage directly with the concerns of real businesses.

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/25295397.nigel-farage-meets-business-leaders-clacton/

Jan 2026
Clacton MP Nigel Farage took questions from business leaders at [an] event at the Columbine Centre in Walton, which attracted a diverse range of companies from Clacton, Harwich, Jaywick and surrounding areas.

Mr Farage spoke passionately about his commitment to the local business community and took part in a discussion panel...

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/25777742.clactons-nigel-farage-hosts-business-surgery-gazette/

istherereallytimeforallthat · 12/07/2026 18:54

Gosh. Three times in 18 months. My MP has knocked on my door three times in the same period.

SinnerBoy · 12/07/2026 19:39

3 times and he hasn't met real people there.

Eyesopenwideawake · 12/07/2026 19:43

The money and publicity is all going Binface's way – the music video is up there with the best of the Iranian videos!

I had a peek at a Clacton FB group earlier. Nige would be best advised not to look.

NoWordForFluffy · 12/07/2026 19:49

Malariahilaria · 12/07/2026 12:11

Even though it would hilarious and brilliant, he won’t win I think because the people of Clacton, at least the vox pops I've seen are focused on one topic only (the boats) and don't care about anything else as long as non whites are kept out. Farage will never fix potholes but he says all the right things about brown immigrants and that's all that matters. I hope everyone in clacton that didn't vote for farage bands together to get him out but I know thats wishful thinking.

Farage got 46% of the vote last time. Do you think his popularity has increased in the last 2 years?

It's a fascinating by election if nothing else. Perfect for 'silly season'. 😁

(I wouldn't bet against Binface!)

Clavinova · 12/07/2026 20:16

SinnerBoy · 12/07/2026 19:39

3 times and he hasn't met real people there.

Clearly more than three times. A somewhat random selection:

Clacton MP Nigel Farage joined a family fun day and fundraising event in support of the mental health charity Mind and the British Heart Foundation at Clacton Leisure Centre...

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/25298355.nigel-farage-supports-clacton-football-fundraising-match/

When I visited Ravens Academy this month, I was shocked to see the state this Clacton school finds itself in...
as the MP for Clacton, I will try to help the school in whatever way I can, particularly with their planning application.

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/25632704.nigel-farage-solve-ravens-academys-raac-problem/

Clacton MP [attends] the grand re-opening of a business which burned to the ground in an arson attack.

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/25659333.reform-uk-leader-nigel-farage-supports-sofa-shop-fire/

Bosses at Clacton Pier took the chance to talk serious business with the town’s MP [Nigel Farage] when he visited the seaside attraction.

https://www.clactonpier.co.uk/news/bosses-talk-business-with-mp/

Clacton's MP visited two charity events supporting different causes, calling upon residents to volunteer for good causes.

https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/24654095.nigel-farage-attends-charity-fundraiser-events-clacton/

Thawtfulpanda · 12/07/2026 20:19

BlackTogetherAgain67 · 12/07/2026 12:14

MPs don't fix potholes, that's for the local council to do.

MPs vote on national issues that affect their constituencies - such as immigration controls.

Actually our MP gets on the blower to the county council quite a bit to sort pot holes out. Not technically their remit but does their job for the community.

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