What's your ice cream van order?

[FridgeJenga]

In light of the current high temperatures, I'm coming around with my ice cream van.
What are you having?

An oyster.

cant remember the last time I saw a van round where we live. must Have new ways of delivering drugs.

Merlin’s Brew!!!

Oh god that’s a taste from my childhood!

Same for me please.

Strawberry mivvi please.
our ice cream van played Match of the Day theme very very slowly. Creepy.

99 please. Cider lolly instead if you've run out of raspberry sauce 😁

I'm a child at heart. I always go for a screwball.

Bit partial to an oyster or if really hot, a lemon ice

The flakes for a 99 are now cheap waxy chocolate, I’m remembering Cadburys flakes.

5 ice. Basically a massive version of a fruit pastel lolly with more chemicals in it. And a massive slushy.

Followed of course by telling the kids “no we have choc ice at home pal I’m not made of money”

@Davros
That's just it.

@Lifelover16 <shudders> 😱

@GreenCaterpillarOnALeaf 😆

Cider lollies and oysters are proving more popular than I thought!
Plenty of Funny Feet left... anyone??

I’ll have a funny foot. Won’t be the first time one’s been in my mouth

Witches hat loved them (ice lolly with a cone with ice cream put on top

Do you know what I've just realised... we still haven't heard the ice cream van down our way yet this summer.
Is there a national shortage of supply of whatever chemicals ingredients make up a Mr Whippy?

Our "TallyVan" as they were called had a TwoBallScrewBall with two of the bubblegums in the base .
Say that with a straight face

Do you sell REAL ice cream or just that nasty Mr Whippy stuff and ice lollies?

If you sell REAL ice cream I would like a double scoop of Belgian chocolate ripple in a chocolate dipped sugar cone please.

If you don't, then either an Orange Maid or a Solero (the exotic one) please.

Do you sell REAL ice cream or just that nasty Mr Whippy stuff and ice lollies

You wash your mouth out - Mr Whippy was invented by the gods