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Name my company?

107 replies

Oblomov26 · 22/03/2026 22:21

Please would you all help me come up with suggestions for a company name. I know many of these threads have been done on Mumsnet before. You are all so witty and creative!

So this is only at the planning stage.
I'm going to set up a side business, a little hussle, alongside my main job, which is accounts.

I'm going to offer monthly payroll only , to neat and tidy companies, who are compliant and organised, so I don't end up with tricky payrolls, nor hospitality nor eg nursing homes that have high staff turnover, unorganised late submissions etc.

I am qualified and have been doing accounts and payroll for like 30 years!! So I reckon I can do this.

I wanted the first word to be Payroll.
So It was obvious what the service was.
Payroll Precision - only that's no good because precision is too hard to spell.

something similar?
suggestions please?

OP posts:
JPMJuliz · 22/03/2026 23:14

Payroll Care
Payroll Sure
Payroll Expert
Payroll Master
Payroll Skill

HaroldMeaker · 22/03/2026 23:15

I actually like the previous suggestion of payroll panda. Slightly less corporate, more memorable, nice logo design

SleepingisanArt · 22/03/2026 23:15

Won't these high end compliant companies you want to attract already have a payroll department?

Way back I ran payroll for several independent pre-schools until they were bought by a big chain. I taught myself because it was a requirement of the post i had on the volunteer board which ran one of them. I've also done the payroll for several companies we've owned, including hospitality. With modern software (and no background in accounts) I was able to produce accurate payroll every month, including during the dreaded furlough, which was fully compliant with HMRCs requirements - it really isn't difficult and the software is either free (from HMRC) or inexpensive so no longer a barrier for small businesses. We had an accountant who was used for tax returns etc so you might want to think about what these businesses will actually want to pay for not just what you want to provide. As a PP said it's a very saturated market for payroll only services. Good luck with your business.

CallingOnTheMegaphone · 22/03/2026 23:18

That's The Way I Payroll

Big fan of puns and word play in company names. SEO be damned!

Zoflorabore · 22/03/2026 23:19

I like Payroll Hub

3girlsmama · 22/03/2026 23:25

Payroll Primo

TwoeightTwoeightTwoOhhhh · 22/03/2026 23:28

I like Payroll Panda too… ‘payroll’ will return loads of results on Google. I think some random word that helps with branding and makes you memorable and easy to find is the way to go.
I like the alliteration too.

CoastalCalm · 22/03/2026 23:28

Payroll panda exists - whatever you consider check for already established companies

dizzydizzydizzy · 22/03/2026 23:31

TeaSqueezingpos · 22/03/2026 22:58

Payroll & Co.

Payrolly (make it fun?)

Payrolly McPayroll Face!

youalright · 22/03/2026 23:32

Mrs Payroll

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 22/03/2026 23:32

Unparalleled Payroll

Payroll Without Peril

Contains Scenes Of Payroll

Or, if you wanted to specialise in offering your services to ferry and cruise companies... For Those In Payroll On The Sea Grin

fableless · 22/03/2026 23:33

Payroll With It
Payday Parade
Happy Pockets
PocketRocket Pay

Carciofilover · 22/03/2026 23:34

Payroll Unrolled
Make Payroll a Stroll
Payroll Sum Total

newroundhere · 22/03/2026 23:35

I was going to say Payroll Expert but someone else has already suggested.

If Panda is taken, how about Payroll Penguin (bollards)?

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 22/03/2026 23:37

newroundhere · 22/03/2026 23:35

I was going to say Payroll Expert but someone else has already suggested.

If Panda is taken, how about Payroll Penguin (bollards)?

Payroll Pangolin has quite a twang to it.

Roberttherobot · 22/03/2026 23:46

Payroll Pro and Payroll Panda are the best so far imo.

With kindness, I don’t really get your idea though. You seem to be saying that you want high-end profitable companies to pay you, an as-yet unknown entity, a premium for doing their totally uncomplicated accounts. Not even accounts, uncomplicated payroll. Is that realistic?

I really do applaud anyone that’s brave (and skilled) enough to go self-employed and I wish you the very best of luck. Really, I do. But, based purely on what you’ve written here, I’m not sure you’ve thought it through fully. Why would they pick you and not a bigger firm? Or someone they know? Or the people that have, seemingly successfully, been doing their finances thus far? Isn’t the more likely target market the ones who haven’t got it sussed yet? I’m sure I’m missing something but wanted to share my honest thoughts in case there was, perhaps, something you might’ve not considered either.

Let us know what you decide on name-wise. Hope it goes well.

McSpoot · 22/03/2026 23:58

Beyond the name, you really need to consider your marketing. It’s currently quite confusing (to me). They have to be easy but then you also want to charge high rates. Easy clients are will likely not feel that they need complicated services worthy of high prices.

Empress13 · 23/03/2026 00:07

Payroll & Chill
Payroll Patrol

PotatoHeading · 23/03/2026 00:08

Oblomov26 · 22/03/2026 22:43

I know. I've already searched companies house for possibilities.

That's funny was just going to suggest Payroll Possibilities then read this post of yours!

PotatoHeading · 23/03/2026 00:12

Or Payroll Potential
Payroll Professionals
Payroll It
Payroll Needs
Payroll Parrot
The Payroll Expert
The Payroll Parrot

Giraffehaver · 23/03/2026 00:14

Count on Me

Ohfudgeoff · 23/03/2026 00:20

Oblomov26 · 22/03/2026 23:00

Isn't prestige like precision? Hard to spell?

Not for the type of client you are looking to attract

marmaladejam1 · 23/03/2026 00:22

I like payroll Premium
Payroll Let's roll?

ThatPearlkitty · 23/03/2026 00:23

Oblomov26 · 22/03/2026 22:21

Please would you all help me come up with suggestions for a company name. I know many of these threads have been done on Mumsnet before. You are all so witty and creative!

So this is only at the planning stage.
I'm going to set up a side business, a little hussle, alongside my main job, which is accounts.

I'm going to offer monthly payroll only , to neat and tidy companies, who are compliant and organised, so I don't end up with tricky payrolls, nor hospitality nor eg nursing homes that have high staff turnover, unorganised late submissions etc.

I am qualified and have been doing accounts and payroll for like 30 years!! So I reckon I can do this.

I wanted the first word to be Payroll.
So It was obvious what the service was.
Payroll Precision - only that's no good because precision is too hard to spell.

something similar?
suggestions please?

007 Accounts, where speed and quality service is our purpose @Oblomov26

Negroany · 23/03/2026 00:26

Your Payroll Partner (YPP).

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