Who lives in a house like this?

[SleafordSods]

Perhaps it’s just how most people decorate their houses in Brighton?

God, it's awful! I love maximalism, but that isn't it.

In number 18 there lives a big butch queen
He's bigger than Tyson
And he's twice as mean
In 666 there lives a Mr Miller
He's our local vicar
And a serial killer

Ha and me! Was scrolling down thinking "please let me be first". Nope!