Who lives in a house like this?

[SleafordSods]

Perhaps it’s just how most people decorate their houses in Brighton?

The picture of the owners bedroom at the end made me laugh. It’s so basic compared to the rest of the property. It’s clearly a B&B.

I thought the same thing. They must retreat to that room to clear their mind

Yes made me shudder. I’d have a panic attack if I had to stay in any of those rooms

Is that Tony Mammoth in the (blurred out) poster in photo 6?

Certainly had a Mammoth look to that photo !

Oof, I wouldn’t want to take a black light to those carpeted platforms the mattresses sit on. 😳

Op that’s not a home, that’s a b and b.

….David it’s over to you.

Ha you beat me to it!

The property benefits from planning permission for a Change of Use from a hotel to private residential dwelling,

Yeah that's not someone's house. It's a hotel/b&b/possible ex brothel. Or is giving the vibe of the stylings on one. But maybe it's meant to be ironic, kitsch, camp...looks kind of creepy to me!

But if you just imagine it plainer it's a decent place to do a b&b or maybe split into a couple flats.

I quite like it. It's nice to see something that isn't boring beige like everyone else.

It’s not a brothel, good grief.😂

Haha I was joking. Just because some of the decor is a bit 70s sexploitation comedy adjacent. 😂

Its actually described in the notes as a hotel with change of use permission to turn it into a private residence.

Looks like a 60 minute makeover job from the 90's.

It looks as if Changing Rooms did up every bedroom 🤣

I actually love that

I’d break a leg if I had to get out of that plinth bed in the night.

Thought it was Hastings tbh.

B&B with a classic 1970s theme. Takes me right back to my childhood. Green floral/swirl carpets, orange of every shade in geometric patterns. Probably a few flamenco dolls around and a lava lamp. I bet there’s an avocado/orange/deep blue bathroom suite in most of the bedrooms.

When I bought my first house in 1989, a new build, I requested a white bathroom, they couldn’t source one. By 1995 when we bought our second house they were just coming back into fashion. The 70s and 80s were all about colour. It might look like an explosion in a dodgy paint factory but so much better than the battle ship and grey monotone we’ve had for the last decade.

I am waiting for the carpet industry to move on from grey and beige before I recarpet my lounge. I really want a loop and cut carpet but no one currently makes them.

Who lives in a house like this?

Rowley Birken QC (Of course I was very, very drunk at the time).

Is it a house of ill repute ? 🤣

Imagine what horrors a blue light torch could find!

I was also thinking brothel, tbf. I'm not sure if I just hate it or if I hate it so much I actually love it.