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What’s the worse thing someone has called you?

98 replies

popupandsayhi · 28/12/2025 17:12

I was explaining to my adult DD that I was once called a Jezebel by a group of giggling girls. No idea why, I’m not alluring or sexually provocative in any way. Strangely, I felt quite defensive, like I want to snort ‘no I am not’.

Someone also said I was two faced which I thought was ironic as I’m usually told I’m too blunt and honest.

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CalmShaker · 28/12/2025 22:21

Rumpelforeskin

Unexpectedlysinglemum · 28/12/2025 22:25

‘I find your personality so unattractive that having sex with you would feel fake’ the man who proposed to me a few weeks before when I was seven months pregnant with his child 🤦‍♀️

Petitchat · 28/12/2025 22:28

FrightfulNightfull · 28/12/2025 19:17

A liar - by the cunt paediatric consultant that decided to touch me up at my DD’s appointment.
Funny that the judge didn’t agree with him.

Bloody well done !

TomatoSandwiches · 28/12/2025 22:28

Franticbutterfly · 28/12/2025 22:16

My MIL said I was the fattest, ugliest girlfriend my DH had ever had…I’m not even particularly ugly.

You should have said " they do say men go for women that remind them of their mother " what a hideous cow bag!

Justpeachy88 · 28/12/2025 22:30

The worst thing I was ever called was a retard by an ex, he said if regularly as a put down to make me feel stupid during an argument. Much worse than all the swear words that I was called. Also a fat bitch by my mum at 13, I was far from fat but had put on a bit of weight, it’s stuck with me ever since.

SpiceGhoul · 28/12/2025 22:34

A fat, ugly, waste of life and a womb, who's own parents even hate them and who should do everyone a favour and go lie on the train tracks (we lived right next to a train track).

A week after I had my second miscarriage and was basically bed bound. He also attacked me with the metal hoover pole, smashed up my phone and a vase that I was left by a late relative and tried to cut me with it at the same time. My crime was that I had extended my fit note as I felt unable to go back to work yet. It was Christmas day too.

I was no contact with my family at the time so his words cut deep because he'd isolated me so much i had cut everyone off and I didn't realize it at the time. A neighbour called the police and he was arrested but i was too weak to keep him out. I stayed with him a few more months (while he repeatedly cheated on me) until he almost killed me and I got a restraining order. Every now and then I still think about what he said ,I'm 35 now and still no kids. He's married with 2 kids and seems pretty happy tbh.

Petitchat · 28/12/2025 22:35

falalalalaaaah · 28/12/2025 20:53

I was asked to read out to a jury what I was wearing the night I was raped. (Shorts & a vest top)
and was then told by the defence lawyer.. Can you not understand how this look is probably extremely confusing for men.
2024 by the way. I still feel like jumping over the dock and punching her a year on, scummy bitch.

Incredible!!! Fucking angry on your behalf
So sorry Flowers

MrsSkylerWhite · 28/12/2025 22:36

The one she wished she’d got rid off when she had the chance.

Apillthatmakesyousayalltherightstuff · 28/12/2025 22:39

Evil dog by some stranger in a pub. Just walking past. About 30 years ago.

Monty27 · 28/12/2025 22:41

CountingQuiche · 28/12/2025 17:34

My brother died many years ago now. I was run ragged sorting everything out (he died abroad with no insurance) Eventually found time before the funeral to get my hair cut - I have always had short hair. My mum took one look at me and said "you look like one of those French resistance women who has been caught and punished by the Nazis".

I don't know why that made me giggle. It's not too far from calling me a prostitute when I was brushing my hair before going out to school but I was looking in the mirror aged about 13.

Tomatocutwithazigzagedge · 28/12/2025 22:45

A fat ugly ungrateful slug. By my mum after she found the cheap Woolworths watch she bought me in the garden, as the strap had broken and it had fallen off my wrist. Said to me as she threw the watch in my 11 year old face.

Hollieandtheivie · 28/12/2025 22:47

Told I was like an orangutan on speed. Was told this by a boy in my class in year 9. Felt extremely offended at the time, but find it funny now.

Mmimmyokay · 28/12/2025 22:47

My sister called me a fat, sweaty dyke

Onacuctustree · 28/12/2025 23:01

I don't remember any names as such, but I was a shop assistant on Oxford Street in a very busy shop. There was a queue at the tills. I apologised to this lady... I'm sorry you have to wait.
And I got back..
Yeah, and I'm sorry about your hair.

???

FFSToEverythingSince2020 · 28/12/2025 23:07

WakeUpchangeChannelSleeeeeep · 28/12/2025 18:06

I was called a spiny crevice once and that he hoped my slithy toves. He thought I had cut him up on the M1.

No need for that I thought.

Based on the way Carroll wrote it, I always thought slithy was an adjective and toves was a noun, not that toves was a verb and slithy was a noun. Did you happen to see a white rabbit or a bottle saying, “Drink me”?

DancingPony · 28/12/2025 23:10

I was called a blonde bimbo once. I am not even all that blonde 🤔

NormasArse · 28/12/2025 23:12

WakeUpchangeChannelSleeeeeep · 28/12/2025 18:06

I was called a spiny crevice once and that he hoped my slithy toves. He thought I had cut him up on the M1.

No need for that I thought.

What?? 😂

NormasArse · 28/12/2025 23:13

Tomatocutwithazigzagedge · 28/12/2025 22:45

A fat ugly ungrateful slug. By my mum after she found the cheap Woolworths watch she bought me in the garden, as the strap had broken and it had fallen off my wrist. Said to me as she threw the watch in my 11 year old face.

That’s horrible. I’m sorry your mum wasn’t a nice person 😔.

ThatBrickHiker · 28/12/2025 23:14

Wiglio · 28/12/2025 19:40

‘Academically, Wiglio is not strong’
i went on to do a PhD.
Fuck you, supervisor.

Sorry what? What is wiglio?

Apillthatmakesyousayalltherightstuff · 28/12/2025 23:17

ThatBrickHiker · 28/12/2025 23:14

Sorry what? What is wiglio?

Wiglio is the name of that poster.

deadpantrashcan · 28/12/2025 23:19

falalalalaaaah · 28/12/2025 20:53

I was asked to read out to a jury what I was wearing the night I was raped. (Shorts & a vest top)
and was then told by the defence lawyer.. Can you not understand how this look is probably extremely confusing for men.
2024 by the way. I still feel like jumping over the dock and punching her a year on, scummy bitch.

my doctor, after picking up my last dose of post exposure HIV meds due to being raped, signed off with, “I hope you’ll be more careful next time.”

Petitchat · 29/12/2025 04:10

deadpantrashcan · 28/12/2025 23:19

my doctor, after picking up my last dose of post exposure HIV meds due to being raped, signed off with, “I hope you’ll be more careful next time.”

Wtf!!

Sorry Flowers

G365 · 29/12/2025 04:41

A former Tenant moved very closely to my face and screamed at me "get out of my house you fucking cunt" . He was running a puppy farm from the house and hadn't paid the rent for over six months.

Springtimehere · 29/12/2025 04:49

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Iocanepowder · 29/12/2025 04:56

I was coming to say my dad called me a stupid cunt when I was a child (we are now estranged) but omg that is nothing in comparison to most of these! Fucking hell the human race sometimes….