Help me with a darkly funny quiz team name please!

[IdrinkandIknowthingssoIdo]

Have a pub quiz tonight and the best team name gets a free round of drinks. The darkest humour and something topical always seems to do well. Help please, I am useless at thinking of something!

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!

HItler's Other Ball

Victorious Secret

I Thought This Was Speed Dating
Tequila Mockingbird
Quizzy McQuizface
Schrodinger’s Cat Got It
Sofa King Smart
Voldemort’s Nose Knows

Top Trumps

The Windsors of Discontent? Topical at least!

Norfolk and Good.

The mental image of this one made me laugh

Haha yes definitely topical!

Licenced to Quiz
Green and Yeller
I told you I was ill
The Mar-a-Lago Massive
Murdered in Plain Sight

Ctrl-Alt-Defeat

Stres Weeting

The See You Next Tuesdays.

The Best Team Name

Shaving Ryan’s private’s.

Quiz on your face

That's a good one!

Norfolk Enchants

Too obscure...?

The Very Model of a Modern Director-General

Milf Hall

The Epstein filers

The Wooden Spoons

(especially if you get it)

I'm going to a quiz soon too, we're toying with the following:

The Windsor Infringer
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's Deodorant
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew

But I can be cute too, I think my favourite is Quizzly Bears...

Pistol Knights

We have a Quizimodo at ours!