Help me with a darkly funny quiz team name please!

[IdrinkandIknowthingssoIdo]

Have a pub quiz tonight and the best team name gets a free round of drinks. The darkest humour and something topical always seems to do well. Help please, I am useless at thinking of something!

Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lager

Thank you Mumsnetters, these are brilliant!

A pub I used to work in had a team called Anne Frank's drum kit

Not really topical now, but So-Called Quizlamic State

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew

Genius 😁✨

Dicky heart and the pacemakers.

Agatha Quizzties
The Cunning Linguists

Crouching Woman, Hidden cucumber

Quiz on my face

I’ve won with both of those before. I’ve always been pipped to the post with the very inappropriate Madeleine Mccann’s Babysitting Circle but you do need quite the dark humour for that one!

I've known similar - The Fred West Patio Experience comes to mind...

Quizrael the illegal occupiers

Norfolk and chance.

(insert local zoo, e.g. Longleat) Cheetahs
the Axis of Ignorance
There's only one F in ... (insert local place/teammate name with F) could do Father Christmas (maybe next month?)
There's no F in Christmas ... (again, better next month?)
Nina and the Morons (there was a Nina on our team)
None of Your Quizness (stolen from radio advert for Direct Line...)

Rachel Reeves' Return ...

Fact Hunt

Artist formerly known etc is great

Bring me the head of Melanie Phillips
Norfolk in Chance
Bayern Large

Scrotal Recall

Which one did you go with @IdrinkandIknowthingssoIdo? And did you win?!

Woking Pizza Express staff Christmas party

The Andrew Mountbatten Winners

Starmergeddon

Quiz Team Aguilera

My PTA quiz team was called "Silence of the Mams" 🤣

Shit for Brains. Only if you're not.

Excel Spreadcheeks?

This team hasn’t put a name of their quiz sheet

We went with crouching woman, hidden cucumber. We had a good laugh, but did not win this time. Maybe next time!