Saw this version of the Nativity on Facebook:
(by a Pennsylvania pastor called Jim Rigby)
3 WISEMEN KILLED ATTEMPTING TO ENTER U.S.
(Bethlehem) The 3 Wisemen were killed attempting to enter the U.S. early this morning. They were still hundreds of miles away from the actual border, but the White House determined there wasn't time to actually investigate their suspicions.
A White House spokesperson said, “We could tell from the satellite photos that these were bad people. They had gold (probably stolen), myrrh and something that was possibly fentanyl. It was hard to tell from the picture, but the President knew just enough to kill them without an actual investigation.”
A reporter then asked, “But what happens to the American principle that the accused are innocent until proven guilty and that everyone deserves a due process?”
The White House responded, “If we had to have trials for everyone the President accuses of a crime we wouldn’t have time to do anything else. The President needs to have the freedom to accuse people of crimes and then execute them on the spot. The President isn’t going to let a little thing like the Constitution prevent him from protecting the American people. You should be ashamed for even asking that question."
The spokesperson then continued, "For example, the President has now determined that Marjorie Taylor Greene is a traitor. Do you really want to tie the President’s hands if he needs to unilaterally bomb Georgia to stop this dangerous insurrection? Don’t you care about the American people?”
Also arrested were two immigrants named Joseph and Mary, an unnamed child, and an angel. The White House elaborated, “We can tell you that the two suspects were trying to check into a hotel. When asked if they were married, they responded that they were “betrothed.” We can’t have people flaunting Christian moral conventions at this sacred time of the year.
"The undocumented mother was also secretly recorded as saying “(God) has brought down rulers from their thrones, and has lifted up the humble. God has filled the hungry with good things but has sent the rich away empty.” That sounds like communism, pure and simple. These were probably Antifa terrorists."
The President stepped in, “I don’t know what these people have against Herod, but I can tell you this much- Herod is a very strong leader. He is very rich. Like me, he’s a genius at constructing fancy buildings. Bottom line, the President should be able to kill anyone he calls “terrorist” in order to protect the American people."
When asked why the angels were arrested, the Secretary of War said, “Peace on earth, good will to all” is a woke attack on warriors. “America First” is incompatible with international justice, or world peace. The President has warned that Christmas is a very dangerous time of the year. We are asking patriotic Americans to call the Office of Homeland Security and report anyone who looks like the foreigners in their nativity scene.