Anyone fancy a scrap ?

[Scrapscrapscrap]

If so, meet me round the back of the shops. I’ll bring big Dave

My dad's bigger than your dad so stick that in your pipe and smoke it😛

I'll hold your coats.

The winner of this valiant and noble fight shall have my hand in marriage.

Well, my wee Granny's harder than all yer das put together!

I've seen old Scottish women and I absolutely believe you.

I'm probably more of a kick your shin and run screaming away kind of kid

Come on, come on ….

'BUNDLE CHA CHA CHA, BUNDLE CHA CHA!!'

Take that!

I’m telling my Dad. He’s a policeman.

Hye -yah!
(Kicks leg out sideways in an approximation of a karate kick and makes chopping action with hands).

See, I can do karate.

FLEETO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I do feel like a scrap as it happens. I have the temperament of an over-tired toddler after a family bag of M&Ms today. So come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough.

Well I’ve got a black belt in origami so snerr!

Bringing big Dave are you? Oh itchy chin! Itchy chin! Jimmy Hill!!

I bet you a can of Lilt and a bag of chipsticks that big dave doesn't show up!

Ib god uh nozebleed 🤧

(nobody hit me, I just don't do well with stressful situations)

Scrubbers!!! Said whilst chucking a load of coppers onto the floor!

Feeling spicy are we?
I see your spicy and raise you a 5 day migraine that means I can only come out at night. That's right, like a GOBLIN <spits at your feet>

Your Da sits at the top of the stairs and thinks he’s on The Chase ….. (runs off quick)

You are as Yeller as that big fat orange coward Trump, all mouth & fake words.

Just leave it @Scrapscrapscrap . It ain't wurf it.

You've still got the blisters on your ankle from the last tag.

I’ll get banned from the chippy again

Big Dave can't come..his mum's keeping him in.

Oi, Oi Saveloy.