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Anyone fancy a scrap ?

54 replies

Scrapscrapscrap · 07/09/2025 19:23

If so, meet me round the back of the shops. I’ll bring big Dave

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TheAutumnalCrow · 07/09/2025 19:25

Might have known you’d be too wuss to come on your own.

Scrapscrapscrap · 07/09/2025 19:27

Hey mouth ! Big Dave could have anyone, Terry told me

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zippydeedoo · 07/09/2025 19:29

'Big' Dave! Pah!! That's not what I heard!

Scrapscrapscrap · 07/09/2025 19:33

Well Terry knows Tracey and she knows everyone so it’s definitely fact

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OhNoNotSusan · 07/09/2025 19:35

dont forget Julie

Middlemarch123 · 07/09/2025 19:35

Tommy’s on his way on my behalf.
He’s got a cap with razor blades sown in.
Don’t mess with him…

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 07/09/2025 19:36

Someone hold my beer, I’m going in.

Scrapscrapscrap · 07/09/2025 19:39

Well I went to ju jitsu twice so don’t mess with me

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MrsMoastyToasty · 07/09/2025 19:40

I'll get my dad on to you!

Latenightreader · 07/09/2025 19:41

I'm just going to stand on the side shouting 'Scrap! Scrap! Scrap!' and run like blazes at the hint of authority.

Anewuser · 07/09/2025 19:41

My brother is bigger than your brother.

CharlieUniformNovemberTangoYankee · 07/09/2025 19:46

I'll fucking take you all on 💪🏻

Scrapscrapscrap · 07/09/2025 19:46

OhNoNotSusan · 07/09/2025 19:35

dont forget Julie

Bloody Julie, what does she know ?

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WeeAgnes · 07/09/2025 19:48

<Runs up to @Scrapscrapscrap >

Shouts "Yer muvver!"

<Runs away>

OhNoNotSusan · 07/09/2025 19:53

i'm tellin

SabreIsMyFave · 07/09/2025 19:53

Bite me, bitches!

runs and hides...... 🏃

Scrapscrapscrap · 07/09/2025 19:54

I’ll tell your mum what you got up to last week, it’s all round our school

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LupaMoonhowl · 07/09/2025 19:55

TheAutumnalCrow · 07/09/2025 19:25

Might have known you’d be too wuss to come on your own.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

LaurieFairyCake · 07/09/2025 19:56

My da fucked big Dave and big Dave LIKED it

WeeAgnes · 07/09/2025 19:56

OhNoNotSusan · 07/09/2025 19:53

i'm tellin

Hah! So that's how you got your username!

AgnesX · 07/09/2025 19:56

Back of the gym at break time.

ColinRobinsonsFart · 07/09/2025 19:58

My mum says I have to be in before antiques roadshow - I need a bath in the tin bath in front of the fire….

Iwiicit · 07/09/2025 19:59

I'm up for it! Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough 😾

shiningstar2 · 07/09/2025 20:00

Hey scrap scrap ... YYour not really going to turn up are you. 🤣

Scrapscrapscrap · 07/09/2025 20:01

LaurieFairyCake · 07/09/2025 19:56

My da fucked big Dave and big Dave LIKED it

Your da sells avon and your mam paints roundabouts

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