What in your head sounds great but yet in reality wouldn't be?

[OneFancyTealQuail]

Climbing a mountain

1. Leaving my husband and 2) staying with him.

On a more lighthearted note: going clubbing. Would love to drink and dance but the following day would but be worth it 😆

Rural living.

I’ve done it before and remember what a pain in the arse it was to have to drive everywhere but I’m still very wistful about it and give it far too much consideration.

Camping

Finding a boyfriend. The fantasy is a nice idea but all the reality puts me off 🤣🤣🤣

Me singing.
I think I sound amazing.
I know I do not.

Climbing any kind of big hill / mountain
ice skating
white water rafting
Ibiza clubbing ( too old!)
Wild water swimming

Wild swimming, sounds admirable, in reality I would be so cold.

Skiing
Bungee jumping
Wing walking
Caving
Ballet dancing
Singing on stage

Wild water swimming is ace!
Being in a partnership/marriage
Having a newborn baby - or a toddler - or a teen!

Parachute jump

Wearing super high stilletos on a night out, ouch.

threesoms!

I came here to write this hahah

Custard

Owning a horse.

Its all I ever wanted and I'm now down about £10,000 in vet bills after a year 😭

Thank god for insurance!

Living in Provence

Being in a relationship with Spike from Buffy
Being in a relationship with Mulder from the X Files
And in a non fictional example, going into space (I would not stop vomiting)

I have done it it was great.

Eating low carb. I read the low carb threads on here and get all enthusiastic about being svelte. And then next morning comes and I’m barking for bread!

Buying a motorbike. I think the kids at school might consider it quite cool, but I’d freeze in winter and then have to spend time getting changed, not gonna teach in leathers all day.

Wild swimming is gorgeous and quite warm right now.

Mine is afternoon tea. It looks lovely but I hate sandwiches and feel sick if I eat more than a small amount of cake.

Also hot chocolate in a cafe. I visualise leisurely sipping it, but it's never hot enough to do that and most cafes are full of other people being annoying by talking loudly and dithering in the queue.

I have to remind myself that both are disappointing experiences.

Christmas with the family.

Living full time in my caravan. I love love it for holidays but the reality of living in it full time would be too cramped, the bed is not as comfy as my one at home and the fridge is too small!

Persevere , it’s really worth it . I buy Keto chef bread and it’s not bad and certainly acceptable for a bread fix although granted it’s not like the real thing .

Bonfire night