Trumplethinskin wants his Situation Room photo because it most definitely rained on his parade - Trump thread #145

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All he’s done is lie since he came down that escalator.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5344386-no-more-musk-melania-mia-and-tacos-for-tea-the-idiocracy-beds-down-trump-thread-144

They say that as Gods anointed, it would be blasphemous to comment on his divine utterances.

Remember one hallmark of a cult is an answer for everything. That's how you know it's got no basis in reality.

Scientists actively challenge the world to find them wrong - it's part of what makes a scientist a scientist rather than a charlatan.

It's a long flight

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lsebx4htw22g

Trump demeans three women of color members of Congress as "stupid," disses Chuck Schumer as a "Palestinian," and calls Queens "filthy, disgusting, crime ridden"

“God is using an imperfect man to do his work.”

That’s how they rationalised the infidelity and rape.

The message sounds very Stephen Miller-esque.

Whomever it is, they signed one off the other day as Donakd J Trump.

I was looking for "and she smells of poo" because that's about the level the tangerine toddler is operating at.

Religious Republicans will say that the word 'fuck' is in the Bible (where it means planting seed into the ground) and ignore what it means today.

Surely those messages from Mark Rutte aren’t legit! Fawning (as they’re being described) doesn’t come close.

Hahahehehe! It's pure comedy! He's been nominated the ceasefire in the 12 day war!
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-nominated-nobel-peace-prize-over-iran-israel-ceasefire-deal

Oh do fuck off 😂😂😂😂😂

It would be too funny for words if having gotten his Nobel Prize, Trump just fucked off and left the GOP and MAGA to disintegrate whilst simultaneously canonising him.

At this stage in the game it would be trivial to get some dumbass republican to post an instruction to the Pope to recognise the second coming is upon us, and the trumpets are sounding. After all, isn't it in the Bible. "And lo, Trump shall sound upon he face of he earth and all shall see His power and His glory."

I can't keep up.

"To lose one peace prize nomination, Mr. Trump, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

Or is that 3 now?

Trump's Nobel Peace Prize nod withdrawn
www.rawstory.com/trump-nobel-peace-prize-2672425532/

I see the autopen and the cognitive test are making a return.

"China can now continue to purchase Oil from Iran. Hopefully, they will be purchasing plenty from the U.S., also. It was my Great Honor to make this happen!"

And earlier:

"ISRAEL is not going to attack Iran. All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly “Plane Wave” to Iran. Nobody will be hurt, the Ceasefire is in effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"

Having (finally) seen the clip of Trump (fair play to the BBC for not fucking that one up) I have to say that it might just be what the world needed. It certainly should put some wind in the sails of people who have possibly not been completely aligned with Israeli behaviour of late.

It's the tinest speck of glitter in a pool of turd though.

That’s a very optimistic view of people you have there.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV

He is REALLY riled isn't he? I can't believe that rant. Well, I can, but you know what I mean.
And as for the press pool swearing fuck, he is the most embarrassing piece of shit imaginable.

Sorry.

I've let the thread down.
I've let Britain down.
But worst of all I have let myself down.

He didn't say you 'Aced' your cognitive test , Bigly, he said you 'faked' it. Far more believable. How are sales of the Dumb Phone doing? Bigly, of course.

The NATO summit will be interesting.
Nato chief praises 'extraordinary' Donald Trump for Iran strikes.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/5abb4252ec23e00e

Arse licker.

Well, "extraordinary" isn't wrong, either.

Not you @logicisall 😳

Mark Rutte was always called the Trump whisperer, it’s one of the reasons he got the post. If it keeps the orange one placid I suppose a bit of arse kissing could be forgiven.

I don't think I better travel to the US anytime soon...