Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

Can anyone outweird my secret crush?!

237 replies

SweetFamilyAddams · 16/05/2025 18:17

I have developed an inexplicable crush on Uncle Fester.
I've had a few odd crushes over the years but this one is by far the oddest.
Does anyone else get weird crushes for absolutely no good reason?

OP posts:
melitea · 16/05/2025 18:18

No op that one takes the biscuit 😂

Okthenguys · 16/05/2025 18:18

You win! 😅

HornyHornersPinger · 16/05/2025 18:18

Bandit, Bluey's Dad. He's the epitome of my perfect man 👨 ❤️

LittleBitofBread · 16/05/2025 18:20

I was all set to confess my crush on Peter Dinklage, but you've definitely beat that!

GasperyJacquesRoberts · 16/05/2025 18:20

I'll be honest. If I did have a crush weirder than Uncle Fester then I'd take that to my grave.

Thatcannotberight · 16/05/2025 18:24

Is it Uncle Fester, or Christopher Lloyd's Uncle Fester? I sort of get that, if so.

littlemissprosseco · 16/05/2025 18:25

I love uncle Fester too!

HardbackPaperback · 16/05/2025 18:25

GasperyJacquesRoberts · 16/05/2025 18:20

I'll be honest. If I did have a crush weirder than Uncle Fester then I'd take that to my grave.

I don’t know, I remember on here someone confessing a desire for a threesome with David Cameron and Ed Miliband. Or maybe both Milibands. My brain has blotted out the details.

littlemissprosseco · 16/05/2025 18:26

HardbackPaperback · 16/05/2025 18:25

I don’t know, I remember on here someone confessing a desire for a threesome with David Cameron and Ed Miliband. Or maybe both Milibands. My brain has blotted out the details.

Omg
makes uncle fester look attractive

SweetFamilyAddams · 16/05/2025 18:27

HornyHornersPinger · 16/05/2025 18:18

Bandit, Bluey's Dad. He's the epitome of my perfect man 👨 ❤️

Surely this is weirder as it's a dog? 😅

OP posts:
SweetFamilyAddams · 16/05/2025 18:28

littlemissprosseco · 16/05/2025 18:25

I love uncle Fester too!

Oh thank god! I am not alone.

OP posts:
TheMVPSTurningmyheartbeatup · 16/05/2025 18:31

And if you add thing or the hand you've definitely turned the corner of weird 👻

SweetFamilyAddams · 16/05/2025 18:31

Thatcannotberight · 16/05/2025 18:24

Is it Uncle Fester, or Christopher Lloyd's Uncle Fester? I sort of get that, if so.

It's Christopher Lloyd's Uncle Fester.

OP posts:
SweetFamilyAddams · 16/05/2025 18:32

LittleBitofBread · 16/05/2025 18:20

I was all set to confess my crush on Peter Dinklage, but you've definitely beat that!

Peter Dinklage is gorgeous!

OP posts:
RisetteMcG · 16/05/2025 18:35

My weirdest ones are Moe and Ned from the Simpsons and then Megamind 🤣🤣🤣

Whatanoddthingtosay · 16/05/2025 18:40

Gomez is where it’s at 😂

GasperyJacquesRoberts · 16/05/2025 18:41

HardbackPaperback · 16/05/2025 18:25

I don’t know, I remember on here someone confessing a desire for a threesome with David Cameron and Ed Miliband. Or maybe both Milibands. My brain has blotted out the details.

That actually reminds me of my very own shameful secret crush: Priti Patel. She's got a lot of absolutely appalling views but there's something about her smirk that is strangely appealing.

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 16/05/2025 18:41

I once had an extreme sex dream about Dominic Raab. I literally saw stars afterwards.

PennyWhistleSweet · 16/05/2025 18:41

OMG, I was going to say Robert Carlyle but yours!!

Also agree that Peter Dinkledge is.lush. I dated a guy with achondroplasia in my twenties who looked a bit like him.

BlueEyedBogWitch · 16/05/2025 18:43

I found myself finding Ian McElhinney attractive on a cooking programme last night.

butteredradish1 · 16/05/2025 18:43

A gay man at work. He wasn't feminine very much, was a scouse so I didn't hint via the accent.

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 16/05/2025 18:43

@GasperyJacquesRoberts OMG Torycrushes!!

Which of us is worse? 😅

LittleBitofBread · 16/05/2025 18:44

HardbackPaperback · 16/05/2025 18:25

I don’t know, I remember on here someone confessing a desire for a threesome with David Cameron and Ed Miliband. Or maybe both Milibands. My brain has blotted out the details.

Christ on a bike

LittleBitofBread · 16/05/2025 18:44

SweetFamilyAddams · 16/05/2025 18:27

Surely this is weirder as it's a dog? 😅

There's been many a thread on crushes on cartoon animals...

HardbackPaperback · 16/05/2025 18:44

Whatanoddthingtosay · 16/05/2025 18:40

Gomez is where it’s at 😂

A family in our old village dressed up as the Addams Family one Halloween. The Dad, who was in no way a conventionally attractive man, suddenly became smoking hot in a satin dressing gown, slicked-back hair, a cigar and a little line of tache…

Swipe left for the next trending thread