Can anyone outweird my secret crush?!

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I have developed an inexplicable crush on Uncle Fester.
I've had a few odd crushes over the years but this one is by far the oddest.
Does anyone else get weird crushes for absolutely no good reason?

I don't think it's that weird.
I have seen men who look like uncle fester and they have a partner and children so physically some women are at least ok with Uncle Fester appearance..

as far as Uncle Fester's personality, there are women with his personality! Into creepy things, immature and naive in certain aspects, enmeshed family dynamics so he could find his match and I could envisage a woman finding him attractive.

He was quite sweet and romantic when he was being manipulated so and I can imagine a woman melting for this sort of 'misunderstood' beast. We have all seen women lusting after creepy, strange looking men specially if she is an emo/goth who likes to play the rescuer and imagines he'll be loyal to her.

We all know you thought her autocorrect had changed it to voice from …

Well, obviously that too, but my iPad hasn’t developed telepathy yet

If we're talking girl crushes, then I'm super-straight, but find myself strangely attracted to Gemna Whelan.

Oh yes, I secretly fancy Giles Coren too, and I know how much of a twat he is.
God forgive me. It's his eyes.

And a couple of the Tracys from Thunderbirds! (Scott in particular.)

Do you remember when he used to ask people to write in and suggest restaurants for review and he’d take them as his companion for an evening? He often called them ‘a random flopsy’ in the write up. I WROTE TO HIM!!!!! And he (or whoever) replied and said yes, and the production team would be in touch…and that was the last I heard. I still think about it.

I agree about Ray Winstone.
I found him to be extremely attractive in Robin of Sherwood where he had stiff competition from the teenage catnip that was Michael Praed. He played a rough and tough Will Scarlett so i think I was just picking the outlaw that would actually keep me alive in medieval England.

If we're talking Cabin Pressure we have to mention Benedict Cumberbatch. Voice 'like a jaguar in a cello' in the deathless words of Caitlin Moran.

He's witty.

So am I the only one with the hots for a drag queen? (Not in general mind you - just Conchita).

No, I don't remember that... Maybe you dodged a bullet!

Shane McGowan was my first crush. Still would, even though he's dead.

I did have a bit of a thing for Mr Blobby and Noel Edmonds (yes, both together) when I was about 11 though. Oh and Mr Motivator and Wolf from the gladiators.Maybe I'm just inherently depraved 😬

🤮

Shane McGowan was my first crush. Still would, even though he's dead.

Jesus, that got weird.

No, it started weird and got so much worse

I really liked Fleabag’s brother in law but as his character (when the character was being vulnerable in the break up scene). I found that weird as he’s so awful all of the way through!

Do you think you’re confusing attraction with visceral fear?

Still would 😊

Quite possibly

Many of my crushes are weird!

Notably Richard O'Brien as RiffRaff in the Rocky Horror show and my longstanding crush on Peter Garrett who's about 10 foot tall and dances like a puppet wired up to the electrics.
As a child I was very drawn to the camp figures of Mr Claypole from Rentaghost and prior to that, Hartley Hare.

Billy Crystal now in the Hellmans ad 🤷‍♀️

I definitely think he is more appealing now than before somehow.

Hartley Hare!? That thing looked like it had been run over. It used to give me the fear.

Hartley Hare seems to come up on here with sinister regularity. It still gives me the fear and I'm fifty.