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What would you like on your gravestone (lighthearted)

61 replies

PoodlesRUs · 03/01/2025 19:02

Lighthearted (or not as the case may be!) - what epitaph do you fancy?

"An absolute marvel with a mango", just to perplex passing dog-walkers, meanderers and other visitors 😀

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healthybychristmas · 03/01/2025 19:05

Nine stone

Smile
Gloriousgardener11 · 03/01/2025 19:07

Peace at last!

PoodlesRUs · 03/01/2025 19:10

Gloriousgardener11 · 03/01/2025 19:07

Peace at last!

Rest in peace? I absolutely will! 😂

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rightoguvnor · 03/01/2025 19:13

Thank you for coming - now go off and do something less boring instead.

imnotwhoyouthinkiam · 03/01/2025 19:14

DS1 (20) Died of Death
DS2 (18) A QR code that Rick Rolls you off you scan it

shellyleppard · 03/01/2025 19:15

"I told you I was ill"......much loved tribute by spike Milligan

Heretodaystillheretomorrow · 03/01/2025 19:16

You never visited when I was alive so off you fuck or I'll haunt you

ladymalfoy45 · 03/01/2025 19:17

Still waiting for The Tardis

PoodlesRUs · 03/01/2025 19:19

imnotwhoyouthinkiam · 03/01/2025 19:14

DS1 (20) Died of Death
DS2 (18) A QR code that Rick Rolls you off you scan it

Rick rolling QR code 😂😂

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Tutorpuzzle · 03/01/2025 19:21

“It’s not the cough that carries you off…
it’s the coffin they carry you off in!”

(Told to me by my dad when I was about 8, thought it hysterically funny then, and still do🤣)

But, like@shellyleppard probably go with the Spike Milligan one! Genius.

SantaBakula · 03/01/2025 19:24

shellyleppard · 03/01/2025 19:15

"I told you I was ill"......much loved tribute by spike Milligan

I was coming on to say the same . The guy was a genius

greengreyblue · 03/01/2025 19:26

Hello, thanks for coming by.

DollopOfFun · 03/01/2025 19:29

Here lies Dollop. Finally managed to lose weight and keep it off.

RhaenysRocks · 03/01/2025 19:31

She was small but fierce

KnopkaPixie · 03/01/2025 19:36

She was alright, really, all things considered.

ImWearingPantaloons · 03/01/2025 19:37

'I like Gerberas, thanks...'

To help people make the right flower choice when they visit me.

OldTinHat · 03/01/2025 21:08

'I told you that I didn't want to be buried!'

username299 · 03/01/2025 21:09

Here Hare Here.

EllieRosesMammy · 03/01/2025 21:27

"No, I can't get you a snack. Are you serious right now?! Go ask your f*cking dad."

Eyesopenwideawake · 03/01/2025 21:29

Did you know you are standing on on my tits?

willitdoit · 03/01/2025 21:29

Dead

EmeraldDreams73 · 03/01/2025 21:30

I've always said, 6 months afterwards I want "Finally thin" on there!

Els1e · 03/01/2025 21:32

I saw a good message on a bench in a park in Bath. "A bench! I wanted a pyramid"

katie20202 · 03/01/2025 21:33

Here lies the bank of mum

imtoo · 03/01/2025 21:33

Finally.