What would you like on your gravestone (lighthearted)

[PoodlesRUs]

Lighthearted (or not as the case may be!) - what epitaph do you fancy?

"An absolute marvel with a mango", just to perplex passing dog-walkers, meanderers and other visitors 😀

Nine stone

Peace at last!

Rest in peace? I absolutely will! 😂

Thank you for coming - now go off and do something less boring instead.

DS1 (20) Died of Death
DS2 (18) A QR code that Rick Rolls you off you scan it

"I told you I was ill"......much loved tribute by spike Milligan

You never visited when I was alive so off you fuck or I'll haunt you

Still waiting for The Tardis

Rick rolling QR code 😂😂

“It’s not the cough that carries you off…
it’s the coffin they carry you off in!”

(Told to me by my dad when I was about 8, thought it hysterically funny then, and still do🤣)

But, like@shellyleppard probably go with the Spike Milligan one! Genius.

I was coming on to say the same . The guy was a genius

Hello, thanks for coming by.

Here lies Dollop. Finally managed to lose weight and keep it off.

She was small but fierce

She was alright, really, all things considered.

'I like Gerberas, thanks...'

To help people make the right flower choice when they visit me.

'I told you that I didn't want to be buried!'

Here Hare Here.

"No, I can't get you a snack. Are you serious right now?! Go ask your f*cking dad."

Did you know you are standing on on my tits?

Dead

I've always said, 6 months afterwards I want "Finally thin" on there!

I saw a good message on a bench in a park in Bath. "A bench! I wanted a pyramid"

Here lies the bank of mum

Finally.