Like to get a tub of Christmasy Treeslets at this time of year (cheeslets by Jacobs in cunning Christmas disguise) and also a tub of cheese footballs (so artificial and disgusting but weirdly morish) and can't find them in physical supermarkets anywhere. Dh has just gone on a hunt and can only find other snacks. What's going on??? Is there some sort of national shortage? Why isn't it all over the news??