How would you describe a c-lodger when there’s no

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C?

Just that.

I’ve been vague for those who don’t want to see the word.

But yes, this is the Cocklodger.

A lodger?

Would need more information to give an appropriate replacement, other than sponge or leech or something.

Not a lodger. But said person lets themselves in, stays for a while, pays no bills, goes home, rinse and repeat. Not a teenager, not a partner.

You're allowed to say Cock on here.

But maybe not in the title without a TW. There’s always one.

Cheeky fucker? Burglar? Change the lock and forget to give them the new key.

Burglar Bill

You have yourself a cheeky fucker! A mumsnet CF.

It's fine. Nobody needs a trigger warning for cock.

Anyway, the term you are searching for is cheeky fucker.

ETA cross posted with everyone!

Who is triggered by the word cock?

Change the locks.

What do they do while they’re there? Do they let themselves in while you’re out?

You need to toughen up op. If you can't say cock maybe that's why you can't keep your unwanted guest out? Gather some gumption going forward...

Unwanted houseguest.

Doesn't cocklodger imply a physical relationship? Just a random non sexual or romantic partner I would call a leech.
Not sure what the female equivalent would be, will give it some thought 🤣

Why do you let them in ?
Is it your house?
Is this a sibling and a parent's house ?

Freeloader?

A fanny freeloader?

Imposter.

A parent? , I’m assuming mother? Or MIL?

CF definitely.

Stepchild, I'm guessing.

A cunty fucker

A cat

Oh yes, that's the word!