Do you have . . . . In your house ? Part two .

[ScottBakula]

Following on from the last thread but I have put this in chat to make it a bit easier to find .

A fake coal fireplace?

No croquet set, the moles would make playing impossible.

A field of sheep 5 foot from the back door?

Yes- well, no- more like 50 feet.

A log basket?

Yes

I have cows at that distance

Tonic water

I have no tonic water.

a pineapple?

Yes to tonic water

A cat asleep on the window ledge?

No.

Christmas lights still up?

No! 😱

A naked but(t)ler?

No, sadly.

A dishwasher?

Yes couldn't live without it

Massive mirror

Tall thin mirror that is side of slimline shoe cabinet.

Sit stand desk?

@Koko83 , please tell me it's a stunt pineapple 😂.

No sit and stand desk

Fake bookcase wall paper ?

What is a stunt pineapple?!

I do not have fake book case wallpaper.

growth markings of kids drawn with pencil/pen onto wall every year?

Many many years ago pineapples were very expensive and were seen as a status symbol when having a dinner party .
People that couldn't afford to buy one to eat / serve rented them from other people or green houses, or so the theory goes anyway.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/3605869-Possible-stunt-pineapple-sighting-Milford-Surrey

Yes to growth markings.

@ScottBakula that stunt pineapple thread was epic🤣

How about a fake windmill in your garden?

No fake windmill sadly

Solar panels on the roof?

Solar panels no.

Growth markings yes

A giraffe or some sort ( not alive😂)?

No giraffe of any kind

A spreadeagled camel

No camels.

Landline?

I have a landline, though technically it's no longer a landline, as it's supposed to work via the internet - which it doesn't.

A smelly dog ?

Very smelly dog, even smellier after going out in the rain, of which there is lots.

Caravan (ours is in the integral garage of our townhouse as it's so small).

No caravan. Cocktail shaker?

Yes to a cocktail shaker

A pile / basket of blankets by the side of the sofa?

I have a pile of blankets, they are in a large hamper though rather than just a pile.

A swing in dd’s bedroom

No- you must have a strengthened ceiling!
A blood pressure machine?

No blood pressure machine but I wonder if I should get one.

A bin that hides in a kitchen cupboard. ( it's not shy ,it's meant to be there )