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Why is my vape charging from my bellybutton?

94 replies

VapeMiracle · 05/05/2024 14:38

Name changed incase I make the bad decision to post video of proof!!

I'm lying on bed and, as you do, rested my vape in my belly button! And it started charging/lighting up.

In the interest of science I have tried it on other parts of body, including the copious belly fat and it does nothing.

Why is my belly button a charging point?

And can I post the video?

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VapeMiracle · 05/05/2024 19:25

EmmaEmerald · 05/05/2024 17:45

Oh wow
From now on, all vapes must be made cylindrical and a size that fits a belly button.

Ain't no one gonna pay for square or rectangle shaped ones now!

Also, vapers with outie belly buttons are going to have to be best friends with innie belly buttons.

<awaits influx of new friends> 😂😂

Someone feedback with an outie!!
Our 3 confirmed cases, are you all innies?

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CharlotteStreetW1 · 05/05/2024 19:30

HandyDandyNotebookWanker · 05/05/2024 15:19

If it happens when you inhale or charge, how do you know that you're not breathing through your bellybutton?

My thoughts exactly.

crockofshite · 05/05/2024 19:34

Have you tried charging anything else? Using another orifice? ....... say .... I don't know ..... your arse?

BonsaiTeio · 05/05/2024 19:38

VapeMiracle · 05/05/2024 15:44

Oh wow have I posted on a national website that I have a sweaty belly button?

International Grin

RobinGet · 05/05/2024 19:54

VapeMiracle · 05/05/2024 19:25

Someone feedback with an outie!!
Our 3 confirmed cases, are you all innies?

Yep, I’m an innie.

queenofthedryshampoo · 05/05/2024 19:59

Mine does it too!!

MagicBellybutton · 05/05/2024 20:10

VapeMiracle · 05/05/2024 19:25

Someone feedback with an outie!!
Our 3 confirmed cases, are you all innies?

Mine is innie, but with a bit outie! My vape also has a rectangular base, I had to squash it in a bit to make it fit.

Headphonehair · 05/05/2024 20:26

It’s like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole

parttimeweddingplanner · 05/05/2024 20:31

DP just tried it - it worked for him too! Shock

VapeMiracle · 05/05/2024 20:56

I'm loving the amount of people across the country who are now putting vapes in belly buttons 🤣

Feel a bit sad for non-vapers and wondering if there is an equivalent electric appliance they can try?

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HollyCanDoAnything · 05/05/2024 21:40

I've spent 30 years in disagreement with husband about which kind is best. Never had a good reason why, until now. I will show him this thread tomorrow as proof that i was right all along

@VapeMiracle i have an mp3 in my pocket. i'll give it a go.

Laiste · 05/05/2024 21:43

Be great if you could charge an electric car.

All those cables across the street .... leading in through house windows to whomever has the best charging belly button! 😂

FiveShelties · 05/05/2024 21:47

VapeMiracle · 05/05/2024 20:56

I'm loving the amount of people across the country who are now putting vapes in belly buttons 🤣

Feel a bit sad for non-vapers and wondering if there is an equivalent electric appliance they can try?

Does your phone charge there as well?

AnnetteKurtan · 05/05/2024 21:51

I really wish I didn’t use Lost Mary’s right now 😅

VapeMiracle · 05/05/2024 21:51

Laiste · 05/05/2024 21:43

Be great if you could charge an electric car.

All those cables across the street .... leading in through house windows to whomever has the best charging belly button! 😂

Our dystopian future... this is how the Robots are going to charge themselves...

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Sunshineclouds11 · 05/05/2024 22:01

Well I've just tried mine and sadly it doesn't charge.

Feeling left out..

Shiningout · 05/05/2024 22:08

Isn't it breathing in and out? Creating a vacuum

Doyouthinktheyknow · 05/05/2024 22:13

I’m feeling left out as I don’t vape, I love trying the ridiculous stuff that comes up on this site🤣

I’m wondering if electric toothbrush is the right shape and size😵‍💫 Might be a bit of a squeeze for smaller people but I’m on the larger size😳

Bluebellsanddaffodil · 05/05/2024 22:13

VapeMiracle · 05/05/2024 20:56

I'm loving the amount of people across the country who are now putting vapes in belly buttons 🤣

Feel a bit sad for non-vapers and wondering if there is an equivalent electric appliance they can try?

I am very close to going out to buy a vape! I want to try this.

ziipidydodah · 05/05/2024 22:17

Shiningout · 05/05/2024 22:08

Isn't it breathing in and out? Creating a vacuum

I think if your belly button is breathing you have a bigger problem TBH!

EnglishBluebell · 05/05/2024 22:19

Heat most likely

DeeCeeCherry · 05/05/2024 22:21

GasPanic
Think about it. Your belly button is where all the power goes into you as a baby from your mum.

It's the human equivalent of a mobile phone charging port, and can work in reverse

I know someone who can run a toaster, but it takes about 3 hours to make a decent slice of toast

I have spent way too much time today thinking about this comment😆

EnglishBluebell · 05/05/2024 22:22

CentrifugalBumblePuppy · 05/05/2024 17:27

@VapeMiracle LOL! No, you’ve probably got a normally moist bellybutton.

Unlike mine today, which after a hot afternoon of replacing the runner beans thanks to a snailpocalypse, probably now resembles Shrek’s swamp.

Just choked on my hot chocolate laughing at your username! Wth! 😆

3luckystars · 05/05/2024 22:25

Amazing!!!

PiggieWig · 05/05/2024 22:29

Really disappointed that mine doesn’t. Must be a faulty vape (or a faulty belly button)