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Naked cleaning

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stressedlandlord · 11/09/2023 19:40

Does anyone do naked or topless cleaning?
I'm wondering if there is a market for it?
Can't decide if better to set up independently or join one of the big nation wide companies.

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Pinkpinkpink15 · 19/12/2023 17:44

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 19/12/2023 01:12

Just leave him to crack on and go to the cafe/shops/pub/spa. After all, you'll have some extra spending money now, as well as no cleaning to have to worry about!

@FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper

i could be wrong, but I think the purpose of their offer is because they want you to watch?

otherwise why would they pay you to clean your house??

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 20/12/2023 09:07

Pinkpinkpink15 · 19/12/2023 17:44

@FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper

i could be wrong, but I think the purpose of their offer is because they want you to watch?

otherwise why would they pay you to clean your house??

Yes, I realised that it was being a bit hopeful for what they were probably wanting!

Spiktimus · 23/01/2024 18:03

There are a few reputable organisations who provide these services they get paid by client and take a commission these are reputable businesses not sex business fronts. They state that if client acts inappropriately the service terminates immediately. You will require to do some cleaning generally basic housework not a professional deep clean some clients although not all are naked my late wife did this for a few years and earned around 100 clear per job never had any inappropriate advances I think at worst its voyeurism i also enlisted as a male cleaner and handyman with same agency got 11 jobs over 3 years 6 ladies remained fully dressed the other 5 were and fully naked only one of them actually asked for "extras" despite it being clear in the contract that this was not allowed. I politely reminded her and she apologised we sat down and had some food and a cuppa her house was already clean and she presumed i was there for other purposes
I know some people who have set up their own businesses but that could lead to danger so better biting the bullet and going with a reputable company there are 3 main ones depending on where you live. I you want details I can supply them and explain what you need.

Gemstar3 · 23/01/2024 18:14

This thread has made me realise I’ve lived a very sheltered life 😳

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SilverBranchGoldenPears · 02/03/2024 22:58

There’s a guy where I live who does naked cleaning! Apparently very good and he has a cute bum (student in his 20s).

ouch321 · 02/03/2024 23:04

This was an episode of Desperate Housewives when Susan was struggling for cash she signed up with Va Va Broom.

She used to wear skimpy outfits and do suggestive vacuuming and bending over with a feather duster etc over a webcam. Was so funny.

Motnight · 02/03/2024 23:51

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What's a penis vagina 😬

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EmpressaurusOfCats · 11/09/2023 21:54

Is there a reason you’d rather clean naked than with your clothes on?

I think the reason would be the £100 an hour ;)

Feelinglikeadiv · 22/04/2025 11:54

Areight then Monika. Tha sounds a nice hardworking Donny lass. Shall we all go for a pint at t' black bull after thi shift if tha's buyin'?

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 22/04/2025 12:15

TinselTitts · 18/12/2023 23:56

Can you give some examples of respectable extras?

<< Nosey >>

Ah, that’d be disinfecting the skirting boards.

GeorgianaM · 22/04/2025 12:31

I wear an apron with pockets when I'm cleaning. The pockets are really useful.

Where do you tuck your cloths if you're in the nude? 😬

Cosycover · 22/04/2025 12:35

Of course there is no call at all for naked cleaning. None. Zilch. It's 100% not about cleaning.

PassingStranger · 08/06/2025 22:57

Bit cold in the winter.😀

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