Naked cleaning

[stressedlandlord]

Does anyone do naked or topless cleaning?
I'm wondering if there is a market for it?
Can't decide if better to set up independently or join one of the big nation wide companies.

Naked cleaners are all the rage here in the West Midlands. My friends all pay £40 an hour for one - the cleaning is crap though.

I'd love a naked cleaner - go for it.

I’m starting to advertise my services offering naked cleaning I’ve done it before for an agency but didn’t like the treatment so going about it personally.

I’m starting up this myself I’ve done it for agencies but they’re way about things I didn’t agree with. Extras wasn’t something I offered as these used to be of a discriminating nature. I will offer extras on request but respectable extras only ensuring safety for clients and myself.

What the heck? This sounds so dangerous

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. But sure, I bet there are people who would pay to see that. There's a niche for everything sexual.

The mind boggles

But my area doesn't seem well covered by them

I think covering your area is going against the very idea!

Can you give some examples of respectable extras?

<< Nosey >>

Can you give some examples of respectable extras?

I'm guessing there's one word in that sentence that doesn't really belong!

Aside from all the obvious, I'm thinking it would be really off-putting not being allowed to get on with it on your own, whilst the homeowner is at work/out like most 'traditional' (clothed) cleaners do; as surely the whole point of it is that the customer waits around and ogles you and... responds in any way they want which then probably necessitates more cleaning.

I don't know what the balance is of male to female naked cleaners; but I'm guessing that an absolutely top-drawer, thoroughly amazing professional male cleaner, with the ability to leave surfaces sparkling and stay like that for two weeks, could make a lot of female customers' fantasies come true, even if he looked and dressed like Rab C Nesbit

Is it just prancing around with a fluffy duster or actually scrubbing floors and loos?

There are men who'll pay you for letting them clean your house naked. Some unusual fetishes out there. I know a woman who got £500, her & 2 friends watched him as he worked in a maid's uniform

I'd be really worried if my landlord was looking to start a naked cleaning company

Is it just prancing around with a fluffy duster or actually scrubbing floors and loos?

After the tale I once read on MN about the man (postie, was he?) who stopped off at a woman's house every morning to lie under her glass-topped coffee table whilst she curled one out into a Pyrex dish placed atop the table, nothing whatsoever would surprise me at all now.

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@DeeCeeCherry

men bending over naked is revolting
men wearing maids outfits is definitely not my thing

men paying ME to do MY housework could become my thing

I think I could hold my urge to vomit for £500 & a clean house

where do I sign up??

It sounds like it could turn into a bad sitcom.

You could tell your parents that you're an every day normal cleaner and your mums mate Barbara then books you without letting on she knows your mum.

You turn up at Barbara's house and stride into the living room naked with a feather duster in your hand and there's Barbara's husband Brian sitting there chatting to your mum who's popped round for a coffee!

Just leave him to crack on and go to the cafe/shops/pub/spa. After all, you'll have some extra spending money now, as well as no cleaning to have to worry about!

You turn up at Barbara's house and stride into the living room naked with a feather duster in your hand and there's Barbara's husband Brian sitting there chatting to your mum who's popped round for a coffee!

This was Ken Dodd's worst ever nightmare, that never left him.

I wonder if naturist camps have the same in reverse: where staff are shamed and sacked for gross misconduct if they ever so much as dare to indulge their disgusting, perverse desires by engaging somebody to come and clean the facility whilst fully clothed?

What's worse than sex with random blokes who have to pay for it?
Sex with random bloke, then having to clean his bathroom

Years ago, in Glasgow there was a naked (female) barbers. I don't think it lasted long and I can imagine it could be quite dangerous, health & safety wise.