The Perfect Cheeseboard - what's on it?

[JoeLovesGina]

And also what else would you have with the cheeses?

Would love some ideas for something other than Branston pickle and celery!

A selection from e.g. Neals Yard or Courtyard Dairy. Nothing blue for me but a single Gloucester if available. A couple of sheep's cheeses.

Red Storm (cheddar)
Fourme d'ambert (blue)
Delice de Bourgogne (soft, rinded)
Probably a goat cheese
Probably a very hard
A wild card, untried cheese

We have an excellent deli with a fab cheese counter so I go with what looks good. Have a lovely manchego just now.

Stag bakery Stornoway water biscuits
Peter's Yard fancy crackers

Cornichons
Perello olives

Grapes
Apple slices
Ripe figs