... what would I assume about you if I visited your house?
Just for fun. I'll go first:
If you went into my bedroom/ensuite you might be tempted to assume I have a penis beaker (on the floor) 😁 The boring truth is that it's a wide glass for one of my cats, who hates drinking out of a bowl and anywhere near food.
Every time I see it I kick myself because I've forgotten to tell the cleaner what it's for and I always think she must wonder!