Last thing you bought when drunk

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What was the last thing you bought when drunk*?

*Sleep deprived also counts.

Me: silk pillowcases. Since when did I become so boring...

McDonald's always McDonald's

A set of Christmas glasses with little glass figurines in them - snowmen, Father Christmas, penguin, reindeer etc. - It was back in December, and I'd forgotten all about it until I got an email the next day. €80 bloody Euro! Gave up drinking for a while after that - but they are nice glasses for Christmas!

I relate a lot to this.

Have a few drinks, go wild and buy an audible subscription or something.

Over lockdown I once ordered groceries after a few drinks and then couldn't get in to check what I'd ordered. It was like a lucky dip when it got delivered 😂

Apparently it is only we four who drink and shop!

A Ouija board !!!!
Put straight into a display cabinet and never going to be used

To be fair it is only a week since we last had this thread!

Ahhh my bad! I'm normally on Names and Style & Beauty. With the occasional foray on to AIBU.

Does Covid induced delirium count?

Ravenhead drinking glasses and Ulster Irish linen tea towels.

Dozens of the fuckers.

I found ebay and must have hit buy it now, thinking I was putting bids in.

I enter races then never train for them 😂

Some Dr Now fridge magnets 🤔

Another pint

I got sucked into a Facebook advert about magic slimming bodysuits and ordered those 😏naturally they were rubbish 😝

That ShapelyLND (or whatever) “viral”bodysuit.

Absolute trash!

A Chagall, at a silent auction at a charity do in Inner Temple for the benefit of African prisoners.

Started the bidding just to get it going and no one else bid.

I don't even particularly like Chagall 🙄

more cocktails than I should have 🙈

24 extra large bubble wands. A copy of the national curriculum. Two oil cloths and an 8ft trampoline pad for our 12ft trampoline.

A case of 12 Nong Shim Shin Ramyun Cup noodles from Amazon.

I was craving spicy ramen. Not so much after eating them for 12 lunches…🌶️🥵

Amazing face cream - as invested in by Deborah Meadon on Dragons Den - 🙄- the bank refunded my money!!

An uber home after a ONS I don't even remember

Four bottles of real ale from Tesco, so I could get drunker.

This made me laugh!

Drink!

Tickets to see Rachel Bloom this summer at the Bloomsbury Theatre.

She's amazing! If you are a fan you'll understand my username lol.

Even the London Marathon, luckily I didn't get a place.