Last thing you bought when drunk

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What was the last thing you bought when drunk*?

*Sleep deprived also counts.

Me: silk pillowcases. Since when did I become so boring...

McDonald's

Honestly? A few nights ago I ordered a vintage Charles and Diana commemorative wedding day tea tray from Etsy. It was sixty fucking quid 😳

😂😂

A caravan 🥴 I have form for this sort of thing

A stags head which was actually just a part of a shops decor..... He proudly hangs in my kitchen.

A brand new pink petrol motored scooter. I was extremely drunk . Forgot about it until it arrived.

Erm, another drink?

An £85 SHEIN order that contained 4 almost identical tops, 2 bikinis that won’t suit me and a cropped top co ord set that would be more suited to an 18 year old except its 2 sizes too big and not the taste for the 18 year old.

Booked Centreparcs! Then cancelled a few days later 😄

I go onto Ocado and add loads of junk food to my delivery. Then take it out again when I wake up the next day.

A horse

Whilst under the influence of Covid, Delirious Me bought a cushion from London Transport Museum Shop in one of the bus upholstery fabrics - £60

Socks - £10

A map of the Underground showing only the closed down stations - £10

and two face masks £8

I created an account and a hideously expensive wishlist too 😳

I have changed my password for Etsy and bought posters - when they arrived, it took Sane Me four goes to get in and see what else I ordered.

I also went batshit on ebay and the tea towels are still coming.